this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2025
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[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Haha. America. So funny. Am I right.

I learnt so much about that horrible place fr the Breaking Bad documentary. Seeing a teacher have to sell meth jut to pay for cancer treatment. So sad.

I'll give you one more prayer to help y'all. Thst will save little Timmy and his rotten teeth.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Oh, trust me. A lot of the younger population understands how fucked up the ~~Used to be~~ United, States is.

And trust me, where we're at as a country, we don't need "thoughts and prayers." If they worked at all, they would have prevented so many mass shootings.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 67 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“But seriously, you don’t have dental insurance. You’re going to have to sell your house.”

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

"Oh, actually you do have dental insurance! Oof... It looks like you're still going to have to sell that house, though."

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

"And have the courts garnish half of any future income to pay off this operation plus interest."

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

this belongs in c/ABoringDystopia

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Insurance companies be like… denied!

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why does it

Have captions

Like that

In the middle

Of the screen?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Mine has no sound.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Instagram. It needs to move more so that people pay attention. This is what we’ve made from the internet.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My Mexican dentist isn't this funny, but she's much cheaper.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I'm not sure if I dare make a gender payment joke or not., as to why it would be cheaper.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My mom's free dental kicks-in in about a month.

#canada