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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The goodbye is because they're about to get the best sleep of their life and wake up feeling amazing in a kinder world.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 43 points 1 year ago

British assisted end of life

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh shit. Bros about to sleep tight.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man I hope those bedbugs don’t bite

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Missed opportunity to have the caption say “nighty night cruel world”

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be careful with this as some herbs commonly used in herbal tea can be laxative.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like, that You had only four bags, but tried Your best, to make it look like more.

[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You saw right through them. I would be shaken if someone saw through me so effectively.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make sure you leave the bags in for that extra dose of sweet sweet lead

[–] peto@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

If lead acetate is bad for me why does it taste so good?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember reading how if you steep tea for too long a lot of the toxins and stuff seeps out and also a lot of tea is grown in areas where the soil contains lead and gets into the tea which sucks because how can you know

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3821942/

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was literally sipping a tea with the teabag in it and you made me take it out before doing anything else.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

haha I got all my coworkers to stop leaving their tea bags in their cups, it keeps the tea from getting bitter also

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

but i like it bitter, now youre telling me its the lead :(

My drain is already bamaged enough I'll drink my teabag water

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a story that came out recently about those triangle/metallic-type tea bags are releasing tons of microplastics into your tea when the water is hot. So not exactly the ones in the photo because they’re paper, but still. Topical joke

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ok, gotcha. As someone who drinks a LOT of tea, I should probably read up on this. Thanks

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Elevate but still lazy mode

TJ Homegoods should have some, $5-$10, then whatever loose leaf ya want and there’s a whole world of it!

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Capers and turnip greens, my favorite herbal tea.

For real though, I should look into this. I've been enjoying some herbal tea at night. Mostly rooibos, but some ginger tumeric that smells like feet, but tasty feet.

One of my favorite teas has cardamom pods in it. Looks nasty af when I empty the pot.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

Nice! I use a French press and loose tea from a Mediterranean market I get to every few weeks

This looks perfect!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If you're going to do it, don't just go "Original" go with passionflower.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

The side of my family I don't talk to anymore likes to accuse my every action of being such things. I once took 2 regular melatonin tabs as it'd equal the same strength as the ones I'd regularly take and they staged an intervention.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

sip sip, out go the lights

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that mixed with sweet prince?

[–] peto@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The cactus hybrid or the tomato cultivar?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The one who moved to Bel Air.