Enhance
ENHANCE
ENHANCE
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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The guy that came to remeasure said it was 420.
That the difference between hardwood and softwood π
Well he said he was excited to get started.
No, he said he was hard to get started. Which is a weird thing to say now that I think about it.
I think he was excited to get started and then it got hard. I mean can you imagine measuring up in those tight areas?
fun fact that I probably shared before, but my university had a physics class called estimations of scale, where you did order of magnitude estimations, usually of things really large like galaxies or small like particles, and then put them into a scale that is intuitive and made sense to you to imagine. One person I worked with did the length of his dick for the length scale (though he used something else for homework he had to turn in, probably football fields). The milky way is ~1.7*10^17 dicks across apparently.
Okay but this means nothing if we don't know how long his dick was.
In a rowβ½
Psh amateurs. I suck 242 dicks on the way to my car
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I don't know what cm0002 did to deserve that but here's one without that.
Thatβs just how many middle managers the guy running the wood burning machine had to deal with that week.
Uhm, there's some kinda burn-writing device?
Oh yeah there are many.
They must have used rat ones.
Wonder how much that store owner has expected these things