this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seems like they should have scheduled it for a summer day.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 105 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We do not do the things we do because they are easy. We do the things we do because I am hard.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Ask not what you can do for your country but who in your country you can do"

President "Will Sasso" Clinton

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

LOL. Love the quote. Bet you that few reading it know who said it WITHOUT searching it

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago

JFK. Come on, give us a little credit. Moon speech, I’m pretty sure.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's a Fooie original

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Wasn't that the battle cry of the Alamo?

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Should be called Everything Is A Toilet Seat Day

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So.... My fellow Americans... Ummm... We should copy good things when we see them right? I mean we embraced the taco. So...

:P

[–] skyler@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

we do this every january in DC.

[–] Cycle0861@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You didn't embrace the taco, you made a monster out of it and called it a taco

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

laughs in texmex

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Imagine someone from a more conservative culture visiting...

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

"Do you want vinegar on your chips?"

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

VISA denied

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 months ago

trousers, pants, or pajamas

UK pants are what the US calls underwear, and I see both London and France going on in that pic.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 18 points 2 months ago

Bruh I'd never put my bare ass on a metro seat.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

sniffs the air ..... "Smells like ass"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mad lass with the backpack went commando.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 14 points 2 months ago

Or it's a thong and her cheeks just swallowed it

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Look up what "pants" means in British. It's wild.

[–] ReCursing@lemmings.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the Underground, not the Metro

[–] PoopBuffet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You sent me down a wikipedia rabbit hole. Technically it is THE Metro. The precursor to the Underground was the Metropolitan Railway and the Underground still uses a lot of the old stations. All other metros are named after the Metropolitan Railway, which was the first of it's kind.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It is called London Underground (or Tube), so there is that.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 3 points 2 months ago

Uhn. They are definitely wearing "pants" in the UK sense of the word.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

They're Londoners. Their hearts are already cold.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Oh so it's like a metro version of nudist beaches. I've been to those