Best we can do is Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!  remaster for $70.

Nope. They're going to triple down on this especially after it releases to ensure no development will occur on any end

What exactly was it you expected?

That didn't look like mk8 though? The character style looked different, Mario looked more like Wonder than Odyssey. His cart was proportioned taller and skinnier than mk8 carts. The race track isn't one seen in mk8 either

Just want you to know I had a genuine cry-laugh at your image macro

Are we sure this is MK8 and not some MK9?

Keep using it. You don't need the 2 unless you have a desperate need for a Switch 2 exclusive (or maybe want to run some of the games that the OG Switch couldn't really handle so great).

With my PC-based gaming offerings, I probably won't even be tempted until they announce a Switch 2 OLED or whatever.

For anyone else who was unfamiliar:

Linear economy is a system in which people buy a product, use it, and then throw it away. The term linear refers to the straight progression that a product can follow, with a beginning, a middle and an end. There is no thought along the line regarding recycling or reuse. (per https://www.eib.org/en/stories/linear-economy-recycling#%3A%7E%3Atext=Linear+economy+is+a+system%2Cline+regarding+recycling+or+reuse.)

Not really making them money when they're willing to repair it for free - honestly surprised they didn't just silently upgrade them to Hall Effect to stem the tide of repair requests

Mario Maker? A lot of folks thought the Switch was a step down from the Wii U for MM.

Damn that's a game I haven't thought of in a long time. And I forgot that the SNES had a mouse! at all I even remember that hard plastic mouse pad it came with.

Remote control tech support, of course. Allows primary schoolers to gain some practical job experience and contribute to the family income.