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Easy: Attractive Female, Attractive Male and implants.

This is so imbalanced and vague.

People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.

What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?

teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don't even remember my name or how long I've been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter

Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.

Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.

I feel 'Magic' is able to cover a lot of these....

Anyway

Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.

I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.

Attractive female, attractive male, invisibility

I'm the most beautiful creature on earth, and only I decide who gets the privilege of knowing it

With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.

If you do "Attract Female", "Attract Male" and "Vampirism" you'll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!

I'll take Divine Powers. I think the rest will then sort out by itself.

All choices depend on the degree of the power. How much can you lift with telekinesis and how dexterous is? Is magic cantrips, level 9 spells, or something even more arcane? To what level are the speed and strength "super"? Are you a "Captain America" super human or Superman?

Thankfully, my constant favorites are pretty definite: invulnerability and immortality.

What even is "psychic" and how is meaningfully different from "telekinesis" and "telepathy"? Is it bundling all the other -kineses? Yeah, I'm giving it too much thought but personally I don't like discussions based entirely on everyone not having enough information.

Anyone who is planning shenanigans and doesn't take phasing or teleportation is asking for it. Sooner or later some government entity or another is going to try to put you in some kind of prison and you'd better have an escape card. Especially if you also take immortality. If you're immortal and some asshole Cask of Amontillados you, you're going to be pissed off about it forever.

And is "divine powers" just a free combo deal of magic, invisibility, and immortality?

I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing

Immortal, healing, shape shifter

the rest I can get with time and cunning

I will be Useless Man!

Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)

Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.

Not a meme.

What is psionic if not psychic? And how are telekinesis and telepathy separate from both?

Teleportation, invulnerability, siphon abilities.

And then I teleport to everyone in the thread.

Unless someone has teleportation, intellect, and siphon abilities. Then they might outwit me and find someone invulnerable before I do. But I might find someone intellectual before they do. And then it becomes a race.

Comic adaptation when?

【 That time I got 3 superpowers from a Lemmy post, but so did everyone else? Yuusha no Skill Siphon 】

wtf is this list, these are absolutely not equal powers. Magic alone accounts for 80% of this list. Magic, Divine Power, Attractive Lady is just the meta choice. Who the hell is gonna take something lame like Stamina or Invisibility when you could use magic powers to make yourself invisible and fly.

Magic, weather control (magic), invulnerability (magic also)

Attractive Female Attractive Male Third one doesn't matter

Size manipulation is all i need...

Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control

burning radioactive acid rain for everyone

Chameleon, Invisibility, Shape Shifter.

Guys, I don't know what I am and I'm scared

Size manipulation, stamina and blast power.

Hmm...

Agility, Radiation and "gadgets", or

Immortal, Flight and Invulnerability?

Nah, Attractive female, Insanely rich and Super Smell of course!

Magic can accomplish all of this, so I choose that

Divine Powers

Immortality

Phasing

Bitches think they can bury me in a cave behind a boulder? I don't fucking think so.

That said, I do need more detail on "power syphoning." Seems like a no-brainer if you get to keep them.