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Do even English people say "I've fallen sick"? Sounds so dramatic.
"I've fallen ill" is a common expression in the UK. "Fallen sick" would be a little unusual
..and I can’t get up!
Call an ambulance!
In this economy???
Life alert is a life saver! I wouldn't be here without life alert.
But not for me!
Finally
Some cultures even use the phrase "fallen pregnant".
For those that are curious, this decree was meant to highlight a lack of access to healthcare in the area. It's supposed to be ridiculous to catch the attention of regional health leaders.
People taking vitamins and vaccines when you can just ban illness! Novel approach.
Vitamins don't do anything for health unless you are vitamin deficient.
Sure they do. They harm your health if used in excess.
Unless you're going absolutely insane with them you'll typically just pee them out.
Not vitamin D.
The D is stored in the balls
I'm not that surprised. If you live in a rural area, you aren't going to get the services of a city. Hospital care is part of that.