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[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Honestly I do hope sometimes that transhumanism will get significantly more advanced in my lifetime. Like, will some people alive today get significant gene therapy? Completely synthetic organs? I'd like to think it's possible.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Didn't he have a botched procedure like 2 months ago, which kind of nullified all of his youth elixirs?

[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Dorian Gray tried this and went mad.

I’m sure they’d like to force this on the worker bees too.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

Multiple millions of dollars and all he's achieved is weird erectile issues and nonfunctional tear ducts.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

nonfunctional tear ducts.

I thought on the rich those were just vestigial?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Broke: retaining your vital essence by not masturbating

Woke: retaining your vital essence by sealing your tear ducts shut

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

sealing your tear ducts shut

WAIT THAT'S WHAT HE DID? Bruh, there are people who would kill for good health and he's throwing it away?!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Accidentally I believe. It was either this guy or another blood transfusion weirdo that had some face injection/surgery that made them unable to cry as a side effect.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

we should be following his lead

Oh? Is he gonna give me 2 million $ a year?

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

this dude is going to die from one of his "anti-aging" surgeries/treatments. he recently had a botched fat transfer to his face that made him look like he'd stuck his head in a bee hive

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