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[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Didn't he have a botched procedure like 2 months ago, which kind of nullified all of his youth elixirs?

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I do hope sometimes that transhumanism will get significantly more advanced in my lifetime. Like, will some people alive today get significant gene therapy? Completely synthetic organs? I'd like to think it's possible.

[–] SleepySaf@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Pregnant sonic

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Dorian Gray tried this and went mad.

I’m sure they’d like to force this on the worker bees too.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this the guy drinking baby blood or is that someone else?

[–] jack@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

This is the one taking his son's blood, I believe

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

we should be following his lead

Oh? Is he gonna give me 2 million $ a year?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Multiple millions of dollars and all he's achieved is weird erectile issues and nonfunctional tear ducts.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

nonfunctional tear ducts.

I thought on the rich those were just vestigial?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Broke: retaining your vital essence by not masturbating

Woke: retaining your vital essence by sealing your tear ducts shut

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

sealing your tear ducts shut

WAIT THAT'S WHAT HE DID? Bruh, there are people who would kill for good health and he's throwing it away?!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Accidentally I believe. It was either this guy or another blood transfusion weirdo that had some face injection/surgery that made them unable to cry as a side effect.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

this dude is going to die from one of his "anti-aging" surgeries/treatments. he recently had a botched fat transfer to his face that made him look like he'd stuck his head in a bee hive

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