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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Broke: retaining your vital essence by not masturbating

Woke: retaining your vital essence by sealing your tear ducts shut

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

sealing your tear ducts shut

WAIT THAT'S WHAT HE DID? Bruh, there are people who would kill for good health and he's throwing it away?!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Accidentally I believe. It was either this guy or another blood transfusion weirdo that had some face injection/surgery that made them unable to cry as a side effect.