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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 271 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I didn't mind the bigotry, racism and anti-democratic scheming but this is where i draw the line.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 156 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah they draw the line right in front of them. And they only notice someone crossing it when it hits them in the face.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 83 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their line is a circle around themselves.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of them include their children.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"But not Fred, he's too woke. And Jenna is a lesbianist!"

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Jenna is a lesbianist

She plays the alto lesbian in the orchestra.

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

You omitted pedophile rapist.

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[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 121 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I didn't expect...

Good news everyone!

I've developed a nearly foolproof method for preventing anyone else from sharing this fuckin sucker's experience, and will share it here - free of charge - today only!

It's simple. All you have to do is ask yourself a single question: Does X effect Trump’s Y?

Replace X with the issue or item you're concerned with.

Then replace Y with one of the following: health | self-image | bank account | stock market

If your answer is 'No,' congratulations, you now know that Trump will indeed NOT give a single fuck about your problem. Also, it's probably some sort of peasant issue anyway.

If your answer is 'Yes,' you're likely still fucked somehow! 😁

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 116 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"We never expected that the guy who told us to fight Covid by eating horse paste and shoving UV lights up our butts wouldn't know a damn thing about science."

[–] ours@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Give him some credit... he also suggested ingesting bleach. Technically it would have killed COVID and guaranteed the patient never got COVID or any other sickness ever again.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just to clarify drinking bleach is probably less bad than what he actually suggested, which was injecting disinfectant.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I just wanted a fifth columnist who would govern well according to my kaleidoscopic view of reality"

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus. That's exactly how some people operate. Every day. What the fuck is wrong with humanity.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're naked monkeys evolved to live in small groups trying to run a system with several billion people. Humanity is a bit underspecced.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually he isn't allowed to run charities anymore because he ran a "Trump fund" for sick children, and...... it all went to Trump so..

Yeah he is Anti-Curing Childhood Cancer

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm going to vote for the guy who stole from a children's cancer charity, because that's just smart business.

--Every trump voter

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And then for some reason think he'll run the government like a business for their benefit instead of running it to the ground for his own benefit. After his first presidency was basically a scheme to funnel federal money into his hotels once he realized he could manufacture situations to force them to pay for rooms.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Who in the fuck even convinced these mouth breathers that a government should be run like a business in the first place? Jesus fucking Christ that's the dumbest shit ever.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He was supposed to divest interest in any business that would present even the appearance of a conflict of interest, as has been done for almost 250 years. Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm to prevent any possible appearance of corruption. Trump on the other hand put his whole staff up in his hotel, charging the American taxpayers millions of dollars per day, and sold Goyo bean commercials directly from the oval office. In typical modern fashion, the judicial and legislative branches of the government shrugged their shoulders and said "I guess there's nothing we can do". People talk about the damage trump may cause during his second term. Like WTF? He already outright destroyed any government credibility during his first term, dismantled trust in the free press, killed a bunch of funding, made enemies of our allies, and allies of our enemies, and cut corporate taxes even further. He has already destroyed what America was in the minds of its citizens. What more can he do, except remove the veil, and any pretense that we're a nation of the people, by the people, for the people? At least then there would be honesty, and perhaps the blind could see.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I didnt know the guy that literally stole money from cancer kids via a fraudulent charity, an act so depraved he is no longer to run any sort of charity, would take money away from cancer kids. GOD DAMN LIBERALS!"

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

I just wanted him to hurt everyone else but not me.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 57 points 1 month ago (10 children)
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is my mother. In her 80s, racist AF, conservative, voted for Trump, has cancer, on Medicare, etc. Now she expresses her worry that Medicare funding will be cut. But she's also betting that because Musk is a "genius" he won't take benefits away from the elderly.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

It's even worse/dumber than this, due to her federal unionized employment pension. Unions are apparently evil, despite her pension and paying for her Medicare B late enrollment penalties. The brain rot is really maddening and sad to see in person.

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[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 53 points 1 month ago (10 children)

"I'm too fucking dumb to breath. And I've shit out a litter of children. This is all your problem now because no one stopped me. Thoughts and prayers."

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 51 points 1 month ago

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. - Art Spander

And here we are :)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I wasn't expecting the guy who campaigned on a message of cutting funding to cut funding."

--Random Moron #9,765,944

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[–] a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

"I'm shocked that the guy who only cares about himself, is doing things that only personally benefit him"

[–] WilderSeek@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't be fooled. Most of the people who voted this way haven't figured it out yet.

[–] WeUnite@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's true. It's sad seeing how many people are still in the cult.

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[–] dumples@midwest.social 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I hope the eventually destruction of the federal government makes people realize how much it helps them.

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah, they'll do the same as always: Find something or someone to blame that isn't themselves or their favorite ~~sports~~ political team, continue as usual.

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[–] masinko@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They're gonna blame the dems for anything bad, and their base is gonna rally behind that.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

I knew he was going to hurt poor people, trans people, immigrants, US citizens born of immigrant parents, US citizens of color, women, children, and even people in need of healthcare and research. that was all fine. it was fun, actually, i made fun of them online, and tried to rub it on their face after the election as much as possible.

... but I didn't think he would also hurt this very specific portion of them which also affects me.

fuck cancer, and fuck this guy. this guy is cancer.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 34 points 1 month ago

You know what might have been a clue? The past!

  • March 2017: Proposed $5.8 billion (18%) cut to NIH funding, targeting cancer research indirectly.
  • February 2018: Proposed eliminating the John S. McCain Childhood Cancer Foundation.
  • June 2019: Revoked the Clean Power Plan, weakening air pollution controls linked to lung cancer prevention.
  • 2018: Delayed asbestos bans under the Toxic Substances Control Act, linked to cancer risks.
  • 2017-2019: Repeated attempts to repeal the ACA, threatening free cancer screenings like mammograms.
  • February 2020: Proposed $3 billion cut to NIH in the 2021 budget, while increasing defense spending.
  • July 2019: Reversed proposed bans on flavored e-cigarettes, undermining tobacco-use prevention.

If people are surprised, it's because they aren't paying attention, or they just think Trump is BASED until the ramifications show up at their doorstep.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It will be difficult to "out villain" this administration in most people's imagination.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (16 children)

At least she voted.

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Where y'all at now? Fucking crickets.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 100 points 1 month ago (20 children)

No, actually, people who voted for Trump are worse than people who stayed home.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Until the Democratic Party stops excluding the Bernies of the world, elections like these are what we're going to get. No one believes Democrats will actually do what they say they're going to do, not even their own voters.

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[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Isn't funding cancer research "big government"?

[–] Djehngo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

"Big government" means thinking the government is bigger and more expensive than it needs to be.

When all the government needs to do is keep me happy then any program which I understand benefits me is vital and any which doesn't is "big government"

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 29 points 1 month ago

I know we're all going to suffer, but Im particularly glad those who voted this way are slowly starting to realize how they or their love ones will.

Anxiety is the worst part about any major change

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

No you don't get clout for regretting your clearly terrible decision.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 28 points 1 month ago
[–] Isa@feddit.org 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My pity is limited here. 😶

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[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

elon is the kind of dipshit who probably holds the belief that the commoners' cancer can be compensated with a higher birth rate. People are just a resource to him.

Nauseating to see this tiny man claim to want to go to mars when he can't even crawl out of his own ass.

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[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (11 children)

The bad shit hasn't even started yet.

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[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

"Oh, buddy...you think that's bad, just wait till next year!

...I mean... If you're still around then."

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