Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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loll such a cheesy line
If I don't go up the hill how do I get to skate down it at blistering speeds?
I never understood how you should open such a box, but this seems like the way forward.
Still with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean 'don't come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside'.
That does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?
Just pull the tape?
With really long nails on your toes.
Tape splitter on your safety cutter
O ya
With controlled explosives
If it's not taped incredibly well, you can pry it open. It's hard if they actually used good tape and/or a lot of tape to close it.
Blunt instrument.
i just use a key, usually. it's about the only suitable 'tool' that i nearly always have close-at-hand.
Snap it in half over your knee.
With your teeth 🐺
Goated movie. They don't make them like that anymore.
Would a sling blade work?
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Mmm. It had to be done. It would keep challenging until it became too dangerous. Best to put it down now.
"Not for consumption?" Don't you tell me what to do, I'll eat what I want!
