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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dogs served in war at least as much as horses, and are currently doing so in larger numbers.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah there's a reason "cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" is a Shakespeare line (from Caesar)

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dog: Does he play fetch with you?

Horse: …

Dog: Does he let you sleep in his bed?

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

I remember a horse that would play with one of those big inflatable exercise balls. Still wouldn't fetch though.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Horses are Machine-kinds best friend.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was expecting the creepy spider dog. This looks like Eric Cartman’s dog in the future.

[–] pingveno@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

K-9 from Doctor Who

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mc chris has some words to say about his relationship with his robot dog.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Knowing MC Chris they're probably complaints about the sound levels or the dogs social media posts.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somehow I knew that was from the Animatrix.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Probably through the magic of memory

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

The horses only reward is to be the animal most frequently farted on by humans.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah well they should have learned how not to shit in the house.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's a mainly with predators that we have an easier time toilet training them. Evolution has killed off those that shat in their own caves because of diseases and bringing food back to a contaminated den will in turn contaminate the food. Whereas horses and most other herbivores live out in the open, move around more and travel long distances to graze.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

This was by far the most fun thing I've read all day. I'm sharing this with my fam lol

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Horse reaction: "neigh"

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wtF Is up with The Capitalization in oop's Post?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

boomer Capitalization

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Artax didn’t give his life for that sort of disrespect.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YOU HAD TO BRING UP ARTAX!

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

Best scene of the whole movie.

[–] JDTIV@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I could be wrong about this but I'm fairly sure dogs have been with man for A LOT longer. Like 40,000 years ago, and I think, just from a quick Google, horses are like 4000 years...

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Jazira: What does this mean?

Frank T. Hopkins: Shunka Wakan? Big dog. There's no word in Sioux for horse. When the Indians saw the first one the Spanish brought over, they didn't know what the hell it was. When they saw how it could run, carry a man through battle, become his friend for life, well, they figured it had to be a sacred animal.

Jazira: Indeed.

Dogs fought in our wars as well

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Horses are more like our bedridden English children.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

One side of the war loves them, but I'm sure the other side doesn't have nearly as high of an opinion.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

The horse is here

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Horses are also tasty. Dogs apparently are not.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How uh... would you know?

Asking for a friend.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I tried, of course.

"Horse meat is commonly eaten in many countries in Europe and Asia. It is not a generally available food in some English-speaking countries such as the United Kingdom, South Africa, Australia, the United States and English Canada."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He ate glue as a child.

Edit: No jokes about horses becoming glue, noted lol.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 year ago

While the dog was the one sent to a farm upstate.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Chihuahuas only exist because the Aztecs thought dogs were tasty.