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[-] yournamehere@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago

it is a very subtile ad for linux

[-] Magnetic_dud@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 13 hours ago

The manager who approved this need to be fired. Programs need to ask permission to the user before installing, especially when they're not device drivers.

This is literal malware and there's also a chance that it might be exploited (example: a mitm Attack exchanges the file that armory crate is downloading)

This kind of Easter egg is not funny at all, developers must avoid undocumented time bombs. I still remember that day 15 years ago when I turned on my Wii and it said that the system files were corrupted. After hours of reverting a full nand backup via bootmii (and losing 2 years of game saves) it turned out that it was a funny April's fool by crediar, which put a fake system corruption message when you run his program on April 1st. Problem is that his program was a loader for the system menu so it was unavoidable if you didn't know that.

Like me, there must be someone paranoid that saw that black bar on the screen, saw a weird Christmas.exe running on their system, and starting wiping or restoring old images to "clean" that.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 23 points 20 hours ago

the wreath has a memory leak

modern app design and its consequences

[-] theterrasque@infosec.pub 8 points 15 hours ago

More like old app design. It's much harder (but of course fully doable) to have a memory leak in modern languages.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 28 points 1 day ago

WDYM "malware like"? It is malware.

[-] Flashback956@feddit.nl 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Another reason to not buy any Asus stuff.

[-] oo1@lemmings.world 56 points 1 day ago

"do not panic – your device is not compromised."

meme(always has been)

[-] reksas@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago

if someone not you installing crap you dont want isn't compromised then i dont what is

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical.

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

...We control the treble, and all your bass belongs to us too.

/incredibly ancient joke

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 1 day ago

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

[-] BangCrash@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago
[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 373 points 1 day ago

When you turn on your PC and notice that there’s a huge Christmas banner on your desktop, do not panic – your device is not compromised.

Hah, well a vendor just pushed unapproved executable to the device and ran it without consent. Under any definition or other context it's definitely compromised.

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[-] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 371 points 2 days ago

If it's unwanted, disruptive, and (allegedly) impacts performance, that's not "malware-like". It's malware.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 134 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is a part of the ASUS Armoury Crate software that is pre-installed on some ASUS PCs.

Always flash new OS if you buy a computer.

[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 day ago

That's in the bios, it's a pcie device that windows allows to inject root level code into your environement, you have to turn it off and hope nothing ever spoofs that pcie id because that's a permanent hardware rootkit into your pc like EFI

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Can this "feature" be turned off on Windows?

Edit: nvm, I read the article

[-] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 35 points 1 day ago

That's in the bios, it's a pcie device that windows allows to inject root level code into your environement

What. The. Fuck. Are they the only one to install their crap so deep?

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[-] Link@rentadrunk.org 121 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That won’t get rid of it unless you also manually go into the BIOS and disable the install ASUS Armoury Crate setting as explained in the article.

If you don’t do this it will automatically reinstall even on a fresh install of Windows. Some of these bloatware programs will even install without an internet connection! This absolutely ludicrously stupid feature is called WPBT and is used by lots of manufacturers. Luckily it doesn’t work on Linux (at least for now…).

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[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago

This will be executed even on new fresh installation oob.

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[-] Shimitar@feddit.it 30 points 1 day ago

Somebody should create a windows executable to be placed in the WPBT that silently install Linux on first windows boot....

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

every submit a help desk ticket to Asus asking wtf is going on

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