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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 4 hours ago

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Just like the Mozilla Mr. Robot “Easter egg”

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 35 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

"do not panic – your device is not compromised."

meme(always has been)

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 hours ago

if someone not you installing crap you dont want isn't compromised then i dont what is

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

I suddenly have the UHF theme song stuck in my head. We gonna make a couch potatah outta you!

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

...We control the treble, and all your bass belongs to us too.

/incredibly ancient joke

[–] Yttra@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

If you think the zoomers don't know about Zero Wing you got another thing coming, buster 😎

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

And again, don't have to deal with this corporate nonsense on my Linux machine. Maybe at work just ask IT to switch your machine to Linux. They likely won't, but if enough people complain and ask, they might actually start thinking about using sane systems

[–] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Linux on enterprise user endpoints is an insane proposition for most organizations.

You clearly have no experience managing thousands of endpoints securely.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago

Maybe at work just ask IT to switch your machine to Linux.

Good luck lmao

[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm, from the IT side of things my hands are tied until the people talk management into it.

But good luck getting them to give up on Microsoft 365. 🤢

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

365 is the web browser one isn't it?

[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 56 minutes ago

Microsoft rebadged their cloud stuff from office 365 to Microsoft 365. This was to harmonize their offerings for enterprise customers. But it also incorporates all of the desktop software too.

[–] Shimitar@feddit.it 28 points 12 hours ago

Somebody should create a windows executable to be placed in the WPBT that silently install Linux on first windows boot....

[–] carp1@lemm.ee 13 points 11 hours ago

awesome, merry christmas

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