To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ron DeSantis. His politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classical fascism most of the nuance will fly over the public's heads.
How can you become governor and still be so incompetent?
Like, in the recent chapo episode where he half assed shitted on the large bald son for abolishing dresscode at the senate: he could have mocked and attacked relentlessly the large bald son, but he came off as actually worried about the dress code, like as if it had real importance to him. Utterly ridiculous and pathetic
Florida democrats are just that bad.
My father had a dress code for me, which he wrote down ahead of time each week onto my large planner calendar. I can't go on, I'm tearing up. I like beer.
Didn't his opponent get ratfucked out of the election? or am I thinking of someone else
I defnitely remember a atory about some incredibly racist robocalls that went out about his opponent during the election, but I dont know if they were ever connected to Meatball and co.
Good lord the second gif
we need an emote of that :ron-sociopath-laugh:
:ron-consume: He is creating his very own Mr Beast thumbnail.
He's not beating the lizard person allegations when he unhinges his jaw like that.
i almost peed a little i laughed so hard at this
that's jerry seinfeld you can't convince me otherwise
DeSantis = GOP Elizabeth Warren confirmed.
Can't wait to see the desantis campaign tattoos
but it'll literally be blood and soil
the indigenous caricature really gives this picture that extra something
Cerebral, but the cerebrum is a perfect sphere.
brain so smooth it's in a physics textbook
hate too be to cerebral
Why is everyone in his orbit such a loser?
An illithid locked in a room with Ron DeSantis would starve to death within hours.
Lmao
DeSantis is the scratched liberal version of 
. SAD!
DeSantis is to cerebral as Biden is to youthful
Uh yeah, you might need a little background lore to understand what's going on in this campaign video. You see this Sonnenrad is based (lol) on ancient symbols with a certain esoteric twist
It's the dunk tank.
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