In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think
CHOO CHOO
If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual
What about touching other peoples' dicks?
Dick is dick I'd say
My wife is definitely gay then
This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?
"hear me out man"
"I have an idea for a great prank."
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
Tim is getting married at ~22?
Americans marry early. And often.
whats wrong with that?
So much.
My family all got married at age 16-18. I waited until age 22 and am still married nearly 20 years later while they are all divorced. Nothing wrong with waiting.
Heh. Tell me your from Utah without telling me you’re from Utah.
Is that strange where you are from?
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
I got married while in school and just before starting my internship. Going through school married is awesome.
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