I'm more of an average mime enjoyer.

Only if mimes count as a kind of clown

Specifically the cutie vampire mime from the 1997 FMV game Gothos

I'd go out of my way to. I've had two separate people call me a clown chaser in a single day.

Yes

Anyone who has ever had sex is a clown

hell yes

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im actually scared of clowns, i have hit a clown hard with a bo staff for scaring me on Halloween.

Can't cum - clown will eat me.

Yes

when you jerk off a clown they cum confetti everywhere

Yes but only if they incorporate some type of circus act into the lovemaking.

After some introspection, I have to admit that being a clown is probably a plus.

Strangely no Joker emojis in this thread

Yes

I have a terminal case of Clussy Fever