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that really is a title isnt it

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[-] glans@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

I feel the need to stand up for Cookiejar. It is very unfair to blame E-N's illness on her being a dirty slut, which is basically the argument being made here.

The butt and the vajayjay are close together and microbes can easily travel during sexual activity. This is why people commonly get UTIs from peen in vajayjay activity even without butt sex being included.

It is unlikely you'd be able to trace an infection like this to a single moment of lazy filthy behaviour by one's careless partner as described. In fact they kept showing how they were cooking together and E-N was like putting his fingers in his mouth as Cookiejar was chopping. An infection like this can be on objects, such as the knife she was using, and of course her hands themselves. BAM fecal->oral. But almost certainly in the bathroom: faucet, doorhandle, light switch, fixtures, flusher, towel etc. You don't need to eat a poo smeared vajayjay to get an infection like this. If such intimate contact was required, then there is a whole missing piece of the story about Cookiejar's vacation.

Overall I wish the people who made the video had not leaned on the characterization of vajajays as dirty vectors of disease to spice it up. There is enough cultural confusion about this; adding to it is not helpful. It could also be very confusing for someone who found it while learning about a diagnosis they (or someone close to them) got, to have the idea of maybe it's a STI. That's the kind of misunderstanding that can cause a lot of conflict in a relationship.

And for goodness' sake if everyone in your home has diarrhea for weeks and weeks on end don't wait until your hands stop working to address it. Because then you won't be able to wipe forward or backward.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I agree. I think the whole "wiped back to front lol dirty cunnilingus amirite" is really dishonest and clickbaity, especially because if you're having such bad diarrhea, you have to assume that every surface on the bathroom is covered in poo particles, and short of wiping your whole taint and inner thighs with hand sanitizer, cleaning won't change things so much.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Also he was for sure eating her ass

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

Bidet users stay winning

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Be american

Shit out your doodoo ass for 2 weeks, don't go to doctor because it's expensive

Wipe it around because you are an unhygienic pig

Don't shower before sex

Husband eats you out, gets infected.

shits out his doodoo ass for 3 weeks, doesn't go to the doctor because it's expensive.

Don't drink water, no potassium in coca cola

Organs shut down, dies

Go to poll, with doodoo all over your ass

Vote for trump

Reading this rn on the work toilet with no bidet knowing i'll have to use the handsoap, sink water and like 20 pieces of toilet paper folded over itself so it doesnt disintegrate so i can feel even slightly clean

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

Half the time I get sweet home bidet action but when I have to go into the office, I have my own stash of GOOD toilet paper. Fuck the disintegrating stuff.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

For the record they didn't die in the video I guess the organs decided to wake back up

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

It's like these shitheads learned nothing from the pandemic

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

There it is. THERE IT FUCKING IS! All of you are constantly making fun of the volcel police, never taking them seriously. BUT there’s no denying that they could have saved him from his horny hell.

Or, well you know, she could have just gone to the doctor earlier when the symptoms didn’t improve. shrug-outta-hecks

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

For a second I thought someone made a emergency-room parody

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago

you guys really have all the emojis dont you

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So many... And they load super slow so i still haven't seen all of them maxwell-party eg here's one I've not seen before

[-] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

MAXWE LL!!!!!!!

[-] Clippy@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

wow not going to lie new favourite

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

posting swines with excrement on its balls, and getting yelled at by libs sounds like a good time

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Embrace the ppb

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 days ago

I came over, but I'll never learn the dark art of emojis

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

~psst!~ ~click~ ~the~ ~smiley~ ~face~ ~above~ ~the~ ~text~ ~window!~

jevil-bounce

You needa hexbearian acct ofc

[-] blame@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

when a video really, really should have been an article instead

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

anakin-padme-2 This is a Wizards WIth Guns parody vid, right?

anakin-padme-4 ...This is a Wizards WIth Guns parody vid, right...?

[-] SocialistDovahkiin@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

yeah this gives misogynistic vibes

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

yeah kinda does its kinda the dudes fault for fucking with his wife while shes diarrheaing anyways

[-] SocialistDovahkiin@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

not just fucking, deciding to eat her out?? like bro ofc you died

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

for the record he didnt die just shat out his doodoo ass till his organs failed (they got better)

[-] SocialistDovahkiin@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

oh thank goodness he might be stupid but we need men willing to eat out in this world rat-salute-2

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

xi-lib-tears dining out tonight

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Was about to say this sounds like a chubbyemu vid and yup there it is pooh-wtf

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

My dudes face on the intro looks like he's crawling under the house to fix a leak lol

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

The actor playing Ian is so good lmao.

Holy shit, the animations for the mud butt LMFAO!!

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago
[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago
[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Don't it spreads bacteria from the back to the front

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don’t think it matters much with peens, but im not a doctor

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

Perhaps but I didn't know your peen status before now

[-] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

People have some wild takeaways here wow.

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