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submitted 3 days ago by kristina@hexbear.net to c/videos@hexbear.net

that really is a title isnt it

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[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Be american

Shit out your doodoo ass for 2 weeks, don't go to doctor because it's expensive

Wipe it around because you are an unhygienic pig

Don't shower before sex

Husband eats you out, gets infected.

shits out his doodoo ass for 3 weeks, doesn't go to the doctor because it's expensive.

Don't drink water, no potassium in coca cola

Organs shut down, dies

Go to poll, with doodoo all over your ass

Vote for trump

Reading this rn on the work toilet with no bidet knowing i'll have to use the handsoap, sink water and like 20 pieces of toilet paper folded over itself so it doesnt disintegrate so i can feel even slightly clean

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

Half the time I get sweet home bidet action but when I have to go into the office, I have my own stash of GOOD toilet paper. Fuck the disintegrating stuff.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

For the record they didn't die in the video I guess the organs decided to wake back up

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

It's like these shitheads learned nothing from the pandemic

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