Pain. Just pain and exhaustion doing everyday things. Recovery time from the same pain taking longer and longer as time goes on.

I'm not even 30 yet, and it really puts a damper on things.

You get free dlc every year, that you can't uninstall, for example: Cannot move neck after sleeping in a slightly wrong position. Random foot pain. Extra hangover. Blurry vision in the distance.

That you are alive is the surest sign.

Letting autoincorrect slip in homonyms

Finding grey hair in your beard. The first time I started to feel older was once I found a couple grey hair in my beard. None in my hair, just beard

Pimples just becoming permanent weird little bumps

The year changes

Less birthday parties for you, more for younger folks.

When I get up after sitting on the ground for a while my knees are stiff.

Get off my lawn.

People at a store ask if I want the senior discount...hurumph rude! LOL

Doing an oil change, rotor and brake pad change in same day, means my back and legs are sore for a few days after

Terrible hangovers

You measure time on the scale of emergency to emergency.

My 60th birthday.

Get off my lawn

People will tell you. Worst I've had is a pulled back muscle from sneezing while leaning forward in my chair.

It’s daytime. Or nighttime. Or evening or morning. Or you don’t know what time of day it is but you’re conscious. Any of these situations indicates aging is happening.

I’ve noticed my passions aren’t as sudden, but they burn deeper and longer.

How little of a fuck you give for modern times and just live in the past.

When the authorities ask why you haven't taken the carrousel rite yet.