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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unless it's normal for everything to be made out of the same stuff.

Lego people have entered the chat.

[-] JannusAri@lemmings.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Atoms slaps Lego people around a bit with a large trout.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 6 days ago

Ed Gein would have been happy as a gingerbread man

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Tbf I'd be fed up too if my parents named me Luigi. Meaning no insult to the greater Luigi community.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Like any gingerbread man could afford that house. needs gingerbread studio apartment.

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He has bigger problems. His (and the house's) "Best by" date was a month ago.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago
[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

It could have been much worse. He (and the house) could have been eaten, eaten by an entity made of... something unfathomable

[-] mle86@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Well, at least that will make him tougher and less likey to be eaten.

[-] discimus@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Wow almost 9 years old, but I hadn't seen this before so thanks for posting.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

You're pretty articulate for an almost 9 year old, well done!

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A carbon man in a carbon house

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Is the diamond made out of me or am I made out of diamonds?

[-] talkstothecat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Butt Stallion, is that you?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Found the supe.

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Gingerbread man, gingerbread man

Doing the things a gingerbread can

What's he like, it's not important

Gingerbread man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater, does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows gingerbread man

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago

I just surfed around the world!

[-] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Whelp, gonna have that song stuck in my head for days.

[-] Clent@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Flesh, clearly.

Anyone who has made ginger bread men and ginger bread houses from scratch understands this. The ~~dough~~ flesh is the same for both.

The real conundrum is why they have bread in their names.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

do gingerbread men make miniture houses out of brick and mortar during the holidays?

[-] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

They make houses out of human flesh

[-] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Run run, fast as you can...

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 week ago

Been a great week for menacing Christmas jokes.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'm more wondering about the smell. If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag. But if I smell a gingerbread house, it smells good.

So if a gingerbread man were inside a gingerbread house, would he gag? Or would it smell just as pleasant to him as it does to us?

And would smelling another gingerbread man be like smelling foul body odor? Or again, would it smell good?

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag.

Are you sure? It's rotting flesh that smells gross. If the building material isn't rotting, would it smell bad? Or what if it were dehydrated to be able to last a long time, like an unseasoned jerky? Or maybe even tanned, like leather?

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Philosophy in 2024. Asking the big questions.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Ok but gingerbread is cooked, cooked human flesh smells good ignoring where it came from, from what I hear.

But that is almost worse if you think about it.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Then he is silent, as he has a Realization: he is One with the Universe.

He is enlightened. He has become a Bruddah.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Limonene@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

I don't worry that my home and my body are both made of matter. The gingerbread man thinks similarly, but the "matter" to him is what we know to be gingerbread.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

We are living in a material world
And I am a material ~~girl~~ gingerbread man

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Distressed gingerbread man is one of my favourite facial expressions

[-] subtext@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

How am I supposed to read an image that hasn't been blurred by countless reposts??

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

why not the two?

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

If you build a house out of human flesh, are humans made out of house or are houses made out of humans?

If you build humans out of houses are humans made out of houses or are houses made out of humans?

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

If you build "is" out of "out of", is "is" made out of "out of" or is "out of" made out of "is"

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Its long protein strands all the way down.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Try it out and let us know!

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he's a gingerbread golem.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It's the chicken and the egg.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Okay, but now ponder this: would a gingerbread Necronomicon be bound in house?

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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