askchapo

lmao pockets he says

I just carry a pistol in my waistband. Then I use the pistol whenever I need a wallet, keys, etc.

Must be nice having pockets

I just keep everything in my purse. If I am wearing jeans, my phone goes in my ass pocket and that’s that.

Shirt breast/blazer/jacket breast: Copy of Mao's Little Red Book, cigarettes, lighter, flask of {二锅头| ér guō toú} or vodka (if multiple pockets)

Pants left: Wallet (if in Australia), Earbuds, flask of {二锅头| ér guō toú} or vodka (if no space in jacket/blazer)

Pants right: Phone

Pants back right: Key (physical if in Australia, electric fob in China), subway/bus fob (in China)

Pants back left: empty

Right: Keys, Left: Phone

there is no layout, there is no schema, practice chaos and the enemy will never predict your actions

Coat pocket 1: phone case that doubles up as wallet

Coat pocket 2: keys

Pants pockets 1 through 6: around 1.2kg of spaghetti and/or boiled eggs

left: phone, right: wallet & keys, sometimes also earbuds

wallet, keys, phone, whatever nicotine device im chuffing on at the time. I also have gotten into the habit of carrying around a small bag with me everywhere, I keep an e-reader and other stuff in it, mostly like lens wipes, a charging cable, narcan (you never know), whatever's handy at the time. it's been an absolute gamechanger, tbqh

Nice try phone snatcher!

I'm extremely sensitive to things poking my legs, so I almost never use by pant pockets at all if I have a jacket.

When I'm at work I typically have my phone in my back pocket, my box cutter in the other one, with maybe a tissue and an adhesive bandage in each front pocket. I cannot work if clunky stuff is in a front pockets. And when I sit down I take out everything in my back pockets.

I want one of those predator style wrist things where I can store some junk and a small antimatter explosive device. Probably just cool if I cna keep my wallet and phone it in though

Keys and wallet in one, phone in other. Although I'm pretty certain my phone screen is immune to car keys.

Jacket left inside pocket: Phone
Jacket left outside pocket: Ear buds
Jacket right inside pocket: House key and bank card
Jacket right outside pocket: Knife
Jeans rear left pocket: Cigarette case
Jeans front right pocket: Lighter

left: tobacco
right: filters, paper, lighter
back right: tissues

usually phone and mb a hairtie in my back pocket if I have one

usually just put everything in my handbag when outside tho

left: phone | right: keys

back left: free space | back right: card holder and beard comb

Pants: wallet, phone right pocket; keys, chapstick, headphones left pocket.

Gallon of Costco mayonnaise in nature’s smuggling pocket