"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M BURNING!!!!!!!!!!"
quote from now deceased CEO
https://xcancel.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1864310979258937685
Wow. I can only hope this event inspires people around the world to change how we're currently treating CEOs, and for the better
thoughts and prayers 😏🙏
Could have been CEO on CEO violence. CVS trying to take over the market. Should execute their CEO too just in case.
Could have been CEO on CEO violence. CVS trying to take over the market.
The UnitedHealthcare stock is having a good day
this is both hilarious and sad at the same time
the market has decided he was a bad CEO
Should have used diamond plan 
Rest in piss you piece of shit. I hope all your insurance claims are denied in hell!
if this was indeed a mob hit and not just a random adventurer, i wonder what he did to piss off the mob enough to make this happen. rest in piss either way, of course, but i am super curious
Death to America
what he did to piss off the mob enough to make this happen
denied claims on the boss's health plan
Ah, finally. Some good news. Something to put a pep in one's step.
We all know who did it 
GaryWinslett
@Middlebury Prof + IPE Director. Sr Advisor @ProgressChamber Democratic Cost-of-Living Agenda. Studies the politics of trade and the tech sector. YIMBY. 🐊 🦅
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Neoliberal globe goul calling for civility in the comments for a guy who celebrates the denial of claims, robbing them blind, and knowingly sentencing death of people as his job. What's an "investor call" of a healthcare company if not the profiteering off misery. Fuck off.
claim 
denied
I hope he gets away scot free too, what a hero
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
IDK the guy but I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Pigs murder 1000+ people every year. With all the family members and friends they have and guns everywhere why do they never take revenge? And rich POS who screw millions of people at once especially.
Let the purge begin!
Does this go towards his deductible?
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