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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M BURNING!!!!!!!!!!"


quote from now deceased CEO

https://xcancel.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1864310979258937685

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[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

Wow. I can only hope this event inspires people around the world to change how we're currently treating CEOs, and for the better

thoughts and prayers πŸ˜πŸ™

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could have been CEO on CEO violence. CVS trying to take over the market. Should execute their CEO too just in case.

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could have been CEO on CEO violence. CVS trying to take over the market.

The UnitedHealthcare stock is having a good day

UNH stock

[–] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

this is both hilarious and sad at the same time

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

Should have used diamond plan packwatch

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

crab-party Rest in piss you piece of shit. I hope all your insurance claims are denied in hell! crab-party

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

if this was indeed a mob hit and not just a random adventurer, i wonder what he did to piss off the mob enough to make this happen. rest in piss either way, of course, but i am super curious

Death to America

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what he did to piss off the mob enough to make this happen

denied claims on the boss's health planche-smile

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[–] bdonvr@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

We all know who did it xi-gun-1xi-gun-2 porky-scared

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago
[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah, finally. Some good news. Something to put a pep in one's step.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

GaryWinslett

@Middlebury Prof + IPE Director. Sr Advisor @ProgressChamber Democratic Cost-of-Living Agenda. Studies the politics of trade and the tech sector. YIMBY. 🐊 πŸ¦…

Β South Burlington, VT Β garywinslett.com

Neoliberal globe goul calling for civility in the comments for a guy who celebrates the denial of claims, robbing them blind, and knowingly sentencing death of people as his job. What's an "investor call" of a healthcare company if not the profiteering off misery. Fuck off.

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[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago
[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago
[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

claim gunpoint lancer-chad gunpoint-alt denied

I hope he gets away scot free too, what a hero

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago
[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

[–] OrganisationLeader@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

IDK the guy but I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Pigs murder 1000+ people every year. With all the family members and friends they have and guns everywhere why do they never take revenge? And rich POS who screw millions of people at once especially.

[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

Let the purge begin!

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

WAITER WAITER MORE OF THIS PLEASE

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Does this go towards his deductible?

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