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Depending on where they live: Any/all loose change
Their fucking organs
based on the image...every condom in the house.
batteries from their remote controls
all of their money and other mobile assets
Bath towels
I'd steal their keys and move them to another place in the house where they wouldn't think to look right away
Lids. From tupperware, jars, whatever.
You steal all the files on their computers that make system sounds. And you do something similar to everything in the house that makes sounds - like the beep of their microwave oven or the "hot enough" beep of their oven. But you leave the doorbell alone because it will bother them.
Why did they leave the doorbell alone?
You steal all the files on their computers that make system sounds
A prank from a person who doesnt use linux
True. But if somebody stole my Windows system sounds - the joke's on them. All of mine are disabled. The one good thing I have to say about Windows is that it works much better silently.
Someone's spare keys
Brains
TP off the roll