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submitted 3 weeks ago by Bureaucrat@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

oooaaaaaaauhhh

It still works though, but I just cleaned it!

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[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

We've all been there. The CPU is pumping out so much heat, why not use it to boil water? Why not cook pasta in said water? Why not make a whole ass Italian meal?

Now you've got cheese on your mouse and marinara on your keyboard. We've all been there.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I forgot to shrinkwrap it before I put my pizza on it! ooooooooooooooh

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Damn that's a crazy coincidence, I also spilled marinara sauce all over your keyboard

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes you get lost in the sauce

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

why did you spill it in the first place lmao

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't do it on purpose

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

that's a spicy keyboard anti-italian-action

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no maharaja sauce!

What is megafauna sauce anyway?

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

something from the mayo aisle, probably

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Then why say mariachi sauce, why not just say tomato sauce

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

because the sauce I made is a marinara sauce

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Why bother making mariposa sauce if you're just gonna throw the Murakami sauce all over your laptop?

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is a weird bit that I dislike. Please stop.

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

What kind of puppy doesn't love spilled sauce?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I read this as spilling marijuana sauce and was like wtf is that and where do I get some

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

You never made weed-infused bechamel and then used that for a lasagna? smh

this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2024
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