Get one of those t-shirts that has like:
"Don't fuck with a job title Who was born in birth month Who loves his wife, loves freedom Loves gun and if that offends you Then get out of my way"
Then you got a mad cosplay
I really want the trueanon DAD MIA gone for smokes but not forgotten shirt
I have not seen this tshirt but it's sounds cool 💪
Lmao
Haha that's so good
I didn't know that was a thing! If the image is out there I'll.just make a screenprint
Ooo-rah. Or whatever . At the very least this allows you to park in the veteran parking spot at Walmart and Home Depot.
veteran parking spot
Excuse me what the fuck? 
Did you massacre a village in Vietnam 50 years ago? Here's a parking spot for you!
Also known as my parking if it’s open, if da troopz are so tough they can walk to the store
They're permitted their own parking spaces closest to the entrance at some businesses here, probably the same ones that build U.S. flag and troop worship displays out of soda 12-packs, or restaurants like Chick-fil-A that set up empty "fallen soldier" tables:
Every day on this site I find new reasons to hate america
It’s usually closer to the store than the pregnant mothers’ spot
There’s one at the store near me and if I’m driving for whatever reason I’ll always take it if it’s empty. Nobody’s called me out on it yet but if they do I’ll call them sissypee traitors for questioning muh service
That's Semper Beanis to you!
I've done this before without the hat lol
Please try to get military discounts somewhere.
ill act offended they dont offer it to me
INFO: Were you fighting for or against Christmas?
against, I was on the Halloween front defending October against the encroaching Christmas masses
Ah, the War on Christmas.
I was a reporter, in the Doctors Without Diplomas camp for injured civilians from all sides of the war during the dreaded Kringle Offensive launched by the Christmasians. One of the reindeer flying overhead was hit by a Halloween Pumpkin missile right over our camp, the sleigh fell and crushed many already injured atheists.
It seemed like Christmas had the upper hand when they launched their ICBM (Inter Continental Ballistic Mistletoe) at the Kwanzaa headquarters, but most of the troops had already moved to Fort Harambee so only the top brass was caught in the blast.
You could always tell when the main Christmas army was approaching. Their insistence in burning coal meant the snow would turn black as they neared your position.
What a senseless war
If I saw someone wearing this where I live I'd assume they are an avid infowars viewer who has never once touched grass despite lawn maintenance being their primary hobby.
I have a similar hat but it says "retired drug dealer"
That rules
hey im a retired drug dealer lmao
this gets you free breakfast at the holiday inn until they change their name.
Christmas must allow weapons inspections or face the consequences.
Axial tilt: the reason for the season. Solstice strikes back!
desperately needs a backstory
I just rotated back from the Thanksgiving Bulge. Beyond FUBAR. I don't know why command wants this worthless colonial hill when entire cities are fortifying all along the Halloween Bastion. Fucking boomers.
Keeper
one day we will get married on the rez
ill wear a bolo tie
Hell yeah 
I wore it out to our favorite working class pub and got thanked for my service lol
a bartender got out xmas decorations and I joked I should rip them down and say I was on active duty
I have to know where she got that hat
Redbubble
Class war veterans 
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