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The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.

EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Boilers an' terlets, terlets an boilers, even that one boilin terlet.

Fire me iffin' ye dare.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long

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The elves are back

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY

...

MY LEG FEELS BETTER

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't a productive area of discussion.

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[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago
  • I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
  • This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
  • Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
  • Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
  • That wasn't cowardice!
  • No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
  • Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago
[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Hey, Professor. You're a professor.

[–] ripley@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The butter in my pocket is melting!

[–] Qli@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:

"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else

[–] Discover@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."

That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago

I was gonna go yachting in those feet!

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago

“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

"So, what you think you just explained was..."

"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!

[–] GlobexCorpCEO@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

Shut up baby I know it

Use it with the wife often, mostly with success

[–] cymor@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

"Your mother!"

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel

Robot house

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