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I was hoping to hear "I am moving away because the JVM sucks to administer"...oh well. A man can dream.

Java 8 was a thing for a long time (source administered Hadoop clusters that were - and possibly still are - stuck on Java 8).

Java 8 was analogous to 1.8...for reasons.

I wanna say Java 11 (the version after 8) came out around 2011? After that the release cadence was somewhat steady. I think Java 21 landed around 2021?

(Note: I refuse to actually look any of this up.)

Edit: my refusal to look anything up immediately bites as someone else pointed out:

1. There was a Java 10
2. It was released in 2018.
3. Both of these facts helped me remember Java 9 being released.

(Note: I continue to refuse to actually look anything up)

This copy-pasta reimagined as a comic: https://www.mattbors.com/justicewarriors

They keep the feature list fairly up to date:

https://asahilinux.org/docs/platform/feature-support/overview/

There must be in-groups that the law protects but doesn't bind, and out-groups that the law binds but doesn't protect.

I think they meant towns within the area highlighted in the initial image. Which would make sense, 'cause Jordan is in that area, is probably the largest incorporated community in that area, and definitely doesn't have a bus system.

(Also, I know you meant Great Falls and not Great Colt, but it's a funny typo)

https://lap.dev/lapce

A potentially interesting alternative to Zed without the AI...

(That I have not used, so I don't know if it's good or bad)

People's Front of Judea will triumph!

That and some of the grammar.

It really does seems like this should be a multi-select. Otherwise, how can I pick "guilty about my anxiety"?

It wasn't clear whether they have a connection proxy in front of the postgres instance. PosrgreSQL connections are expensive, so something like pg_bouncer could also make a big difference here.

(I realize the point was to test python web servers, but it would have been an interesting additional metric.)

This sign won't stop me! I can't read!