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[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Everyone wants to ship people to the Gulag. Nobody wants to volunteer to be Gulag guard shrug-outta-hecks

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

a prison filled with small business tyrants and landlords? brother get me a baton and a lame ass little uniform

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You do realize you gotta try and re-educate them right? Do you know how annoying that will be.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

I mean at least I'd be getting paid to do it rather than having to ignore them to get by without getting fired at my job

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

still better than working for one

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 7 months ago

I'm sure they'll make you work for it lol

But you are right.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just rebrand the Gulag as horny jail, there will be a line of people volunteering

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

That's why we let some of the prisoners be the guards, it's win/win!

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

A fascist studied structural engineering today, did you?

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

which is why I'm launching a freelance on-demand gulag app for people to inflict forced labour as punishment in their homes. rates start at fifty bucks per domestic prisoner per day

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

I think South American history shows that house arrest gulag isn't very effective.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

i'll sell you the name "gulagr" for 1b runescape gp

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Guly: Re-education Re-defined.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We already have them. Just release all the non turbo violent prisoners and blam plenty of space for libs. Also make the prisons more humane and the point of them real rehabilitation not insane punishment

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Take the solitary confinement cells and just put a sick gaming setup in there

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Upright sensory deprivation tanks with choice of music

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh, yeah? Hold my kombucha!

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

hold my gender(s) sicko-fem

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Reverse psychology. I love it!

[–] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint, with the invention of the internet and its universal application in every walk of life, the gulags of the future don't even need to by physical places so much anymore.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You sound like "we'll implement UBI through crypto and gaming"

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Oof... that hurts my soul.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

building communism by using a flipper zero on nerds neuralinks

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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