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[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Everyone wants to ship people to the Gulag. Nobody wants to volunteer to be Gulag guard shrug-outta-hecks

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

a prison filled with small business tyrants and landlords? brother get me a baton and a lame ass little uniform

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You do realize you gotta try and re-educate them right? Do you know how annoying that will be.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I mean at least I'd be getting paid to do it rather than having to ignore them to get by without getting fired at my job

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

still better than working for one

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I'm sure they'll make you work for it lol

But you are right.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just rebrand the Gulag as horny jail, there will be a line of people volunteering

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

That's why we let some of the prisoners be the guards, it's win/win!

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

A fascist studied structural engineering today, did you?

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

which is why I'm launching a freelance on-demand gulag app for people to inflict forced labour as punishment in their homes. rates start at fifty bucks per domestic prisoner per day

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I think South American history shows that house arrest gulag isn't very effective.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

i'll sell you the name "gulagr" for 1b runescape gp

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Guly: Re-education Re-defined.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We already have them. Just release all the non turbo violent prisoners and blam plenty of space for libs. Also make the prisons more humane and the point of them real rehabilitation not insane punishment

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, yeah? Hold my kombucha!

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

hold my gender(s) sicko-fem

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Reverse psychology. I love it!

[–] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Counterpoint, with the invention of the internet and its universal application in every walk of life, the gulags of the future don't even need to by physical places so much anymore.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You sound like "we'll implement UBI through crypto and gaming"

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

building communism by using a flipper zero on nerds neuralinks

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Oof... that hurts my soul.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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