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Everyone is passing around this really passive "Don't Obey in Advance" meme on Blue Hellsite so I made this because fuck passivity in the face of Fascism (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by Frank@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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There's a lot of text in this one so I'm going to do the main body here instead of alt text

Orrr... not damn that didn't save. Sorry. I'm burned out right now if anyone could do the alt text for this I'd appreciate the assist.

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[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

~~Don't Obey ln Advance~~

CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE

Misfile the forms. Unplug the machines. Spill coffee on the paperwork. Leave the cap off. Let the air out. Lose the keys. Forget the directions. Order the wrong parts. Give the wrong address. Change the default settings. Don't tighten the screws. Forget your passwords. Unplug the cameras. Use the wrong cleaning solution. Fix it yourself. Leave it at home. Drop your phone. Back in to a mailbox. Drill through the wall. Screw up the measurements. Don't set an alarm. Comment it out. Lock the doors. Leave the faucet on. Play 100 gecs. [??? Not sure if this is right -ph] Turn it to 11. Close early. Open late. Miss the phone call. Have camera difficulties. Drop the ratchet set. Double park the manager. Make it low priority. Put it off til tomorrow. Call in sick. Follow every rule exactly. Take your breaks. Take your vacation. Steal office supplies. Read Bsky in the bathroom. Leave food out on the weekend. Reschedule the meeting. Reschedule it again. Reschedule Again. Call an emergency meeting after work hours. Forget to refill the tank. Deny all the applications. Hire all the applicants. Copy that e-mail to the whole building. Insult the client. Hang the door wrong. Make the sign crooked. Call the building inspector. Call the fire inspector. Call the health inspector. Call the union. Cause Problems On Purpose. Cause Problems on Purpose. Cause Problems on Purpose. Cause Problems on Purpose. Cause Problems on Purpose.

AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Used Google lens to get the text, and then read over it to make sure it looked right. Not sure what 100 gecs is.

[–] context@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

100 gecs (/ˈwʌn ˈhʌndrəd ˈɡɛks/[1]) is an American musical duo formed in 2015 ... Their music has been noted for its often chaotic yet catchy mixture of various styles,[2][3] and has been described as helping to define the 2010s genre hyperpop.[4]

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Dope, thank you for the context

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Thank you.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

GOOD post

The proto-CIA tactics used by the French Resistance during WWII are a good idea.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

FUCK WORK

ASCEND THE SKY ON A LADDER OF BOSSES' BONES

[–] context@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

~~don't obey in advance~~

cause problems on purpose

misfile the forms. unplug the machines. spill coffee on the paper work. leave the cap off. let the air out. lose the keys. forget the directions. order the wrong parts. give the wrong address. change the default settings. don't tighten the screws. forget your passwords. unplug the cameras. use the wrong cleaning solution. fix it yourself. leave it at home. drop your phone. back into a mailbox. drill through the wall. screw up the measurements. don't set an alarm. comment it out. lock the doors. leave the faucet on. play 100 gecs. turn it to 11. close early. open late. miss the phone call. have camera difficulties. drop the ratchet set. double park the manager. make it a low priority. put it off til tomorrow. call in sick. follow every rule exactly. take your breaks. take your vacation. steal office supplies. read bsky in the bathroom. leave food out on the weekend. reschedule the meeting. reschedule it again. reschedule it again. call an emergency meeting after work hours. forget to refill the tank. deny all the applications. hire all the applicants. copy that e-mail to the whole building. insult the client. hang the door wrong. make the sign crooked. call the building inspector. call the fire inspector. call the health inspector. call the union. cause problems on purpose. cause problems on purpose. cause problems on purpose. cause problems on purpose. cause problems on purpose.

and keep your mouth shut

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Thank you.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What was the original?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I'll see if I can find it, but it more or less says "authortiarians/fascists/something want you to obey them before they force you to because it makes it easier for them to take over."

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

It's funny coz all the libs posting it are also like "damn, now we really must ensure this is a calm and smooth transition of power to the guy we called a Nazi"

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Yes, hire all the applicants, I wanna job