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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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[-] overload@sopuli.xyz 25 points 5 days ago

Finally some good news!

[-] eronth@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Honestly, I would love for them to turn it into just a bastion of info. Just detail the goings-on of the current government.

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 days ago

Wait, what? Which parts of this are satire now? I read the Onion piece that Global Tetrahedron was purchasing InfoWars, but this is a Guardian story saying The Onion is purchasing it? I'm a bit confused.

[-] unyons@feddit.org 15 points 5 days ago

It's not satire, they are purchasing it for real.

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[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Can't wait for Dan and Jordan to cover this

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[-] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago

Listen, I keep saying that reality is better satire than satire, BUT COME ON!

[-] lightscription@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Great idea. Who didn't like the Colbert Report? Could turn out like a right-wing populist Repor!

But he's got a serious side. You know what those globalists are doing...

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Best news I've seen in weeks

[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

I mean, it’s already half way there, all they got to do is make it funny

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Does this mean they're Alex Jones's boss now?

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