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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 87 points 1 month ago

For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.

you can learn about it here

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

If I recall correctly he'd already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn't.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

It helped us out

[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I just watched an interview with him and a police officer on Australian news, and he said it was a case of mistaken identity or something. I didn't fact check anything.

Here's a link to the interview, he seems a bit confused.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I've been on the internet for a long time and I'd never seen that one. You're doing God's work.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 83 points 1 month ago

This is Democracy manifest

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

You read the rolling R's.

[-] kitnaht@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago

RIP "are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" guy. He died a couple of months ago.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago

“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If that's not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don't know what is!

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago

He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Get your hand off my penis!

[-] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Ah, I see you know your judo well

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.

[-] hanke@feddit.nu 14 points 1 month ago

There's a Futurama episode where they do this!

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago
[-] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Thats... that's the joke...

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Well, whoosh me, then.

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[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

really tall guy from Jack Reacher

That's Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)

Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.

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[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

You couldn't stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history

[-] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago

"Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!"

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

I'm seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)

Interesting find.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.

[-] chuymatt@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That's a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!

[-] cuuube@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is literally the plot of Psycho Pass. Highly recommend btw

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a poke at Minority Report

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago

Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I hope the Agent knows his Judo well

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[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

What is this, Person of Interest?

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wasn't this a futurerama episode?

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 month ago

No, it was democracy manifest.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And that memed ~~britsh~~ Australian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a "how dare you sir!" ridiculous voice.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

"Get your hand off my penis!"

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