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This is not a bit. Dead serious. There is a luxurious hotel suite for a long weekend with whatever food, treats, toys and equipment you both request.

They are you from another reality where some mundane event is slightly different on the other side of the solar system yet to reach us. They are not a clone or time traveller. Everyone goes back to their own reality at the end. They are you with all of the benefits no complications or ethical questions.

And just in case no they cannot be gender swapped. (Curious why you might ask this? Hmm)

Do you have sex?

You can do other stuff of course if so comment. I love my ace comrades.

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[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

At one point in time in my life yes but not anymore. My twink prime is over I have entered twink death

Aged like fine wine

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like this question is different when you're a hive mind

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

objectively correct opinion

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[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Yes. Bob Dole is gonna need a lot of Viagra.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

No, but realizing that actually helped my self-esteem considerably. I'm not my type, but I am other people's type.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

No I'm stinky

[–] TonoManza@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. I'm not attracted to men (the same excuse I tell my mirror!).

I'd probably go into a training montage of... everything. Who better to hone your skills against than yourself?

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.

I think the two of me would spend the time collaborating on a certain craft design we've both been feeling creatively blocked about.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.

Huge fucking mood. I just wanna spoon but everyone I know is back to brunch...

Also I like the idea of collaborating on a project with myself, would be fun to have a little piano + bass duo

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

for sure I'm hot as hell and it would probably diminish a lot of my hangups (fuck you Catholicism)

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably. Gonna be a bottom off to see who bottoms

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

How low can you go?

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No because I hate myself and people like me.

Seriously, I don't understand people who want to date people like them, when I meet couples like that I'm always freaked out by the narcissism.

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you just think you’re hot

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It's very much the personality thing. I dated ppl I found very attractive but when they reminded me of myself I was instantly repulsed. I just like difference/complementarity in a partner and I couldn't provide that to myself.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

No. I'm repulsed by myself.

I would hang out and play some multiplayer games though, finally have some good teammates.

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

We'd spend the whole time perfecting the fusion dance.

No because i am yucky icky stinky

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

I've actually fantasised about this multiple times so ... Yes

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Obviously, no need to get to know each other and the preferences of each one, we can just try everything we have wanted to try but haven't found a compatible partner for yet

Any food you say?

If so I'm cuming for the free food and leaving as soon as possible

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would that be autohomoerotica?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I'd go with holoerotica or homeoerotica.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would never. I'm in a happy relationship with Mrs. Palmer.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

And a Rosey lass she is

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm getting weird me with me.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seems like your risque photoshoots have reached another level

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[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. I don’t think I would even want to be friends with myself. But also I’m hideous.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You need a little more self love, friend.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Um, yeah? You haven't seen me in person, but I'm fucking hot.

Also I'm already in violation of the "gender swap" stipulation.

[–] Mokey2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't this just masturbating

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Nope. We’d spend the whole weekend doing any tasks that I’ve wanted to get done but couldn’t because I can only do one thing at a time. We make copies of the work we do so the other version can take those copies home.

Either that or spend the entire weekend collecting data on whatever rift let them show up and/or setting up equipment to collect data on the event when they get taken back.

I like sex, but how could I think about something so common when there is only a brief window for extremely rare and useful science to be done?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Hell yes. I'm hot, I'm also absolutely certain I'd get along fucking great with another one of me, we'd be a fantastic couple. Also we'd never have to work because the only fans money of two of the same person going at it would be something else. It would be the best.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

not interested, but I'd do what's necessary to please the regulars

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
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