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At one point in time in my life yes but not anymore. My twink prime is over I have entered twink death

I mean

Yes

Yes. Bob Dole is gonna need a lot of Viagra.

No, but realizing that actually helped my self-esteem considerably. I'm not my type, but I am other people's type.

No. I'm not attracted to men (the same excuse I tell my mirror!).

I'd probably go into a training montage of... everything. Who better to hone your skills against than yourself?

No I'm stinky

Probably. Gonna be a bottom off to see who bottoms

No because I hate myself and people like me.

Seriously, I don't understand people who want to date people like them, when I meet couples like that I'm always freaked out by the narcissism.

I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.

I think the two of me would spend the time collaborating on a certain craft design we've both been feeling creatively blocked about.

No. I'm repulsed by myself.

I would hang out and play some multiplayer games though, finally have some good teammates.

for sure I'm hot as hell and it would probably diminish a lot of my hangups (fuck you Catholicism)

We'd spend the whole time perfecting the fusion dance.

No because i am yucky icky stinky

I've actually fantasised about this multiple times so ... Yes

who gets to top?

I'm getting weird me with me.

I would never. I'm in a happy relationship with Mrs. Palmer.

🤔

Obviously, no need to get to know each other and the preferences of each one, we can just try everything we have wanted to try but haven't found a compatible partner for yet

yea, no homo though

No. I don’t think I would even want to be friends with myself. But also I’m hideous.

Any food you say?

If so I'm cuming for the free food and leaving as soon as possible

Um, yeah? You haven't seen me in person, but I'm fucking hot.

Also I'm already in violation of the "gender swap" stipulation.

Nope. We’d spend the whole weekend doing any tasks that I’ve wanted to get done but couldn’t because I can only do one thing at a time. We make copies of the work we do so the other version can take those copies home.

Either that or spend the entire weekend collecting data on whatever rift let them show up and/or setting up equipment to collect data on the event when they get taken back.

I like sex, but how could I think about something so common when there is only a brief window for extremely rare and useful science to be done?

Hell yes. I'm hot, I'm also absolutely certain I'd get along fucking great with another one of me, we'd be a fantastic couple. Also we'd never have to work because the only fans money of two of the same person going at it would be something else. It would be the best.

Isn't this just masturbating

Hell yeah

Personally, I'd fight them.