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[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 233 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 119 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Burning fossil fuels, underage sex parties, over throwing democratically elected 3rd world governments.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Overthrowing 1st world countries as well

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Born wealthy

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago

Hanging out with Epstein

[–] M137@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You forgot paedophilia, human trafficking and climate destruction.

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 137 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"Invest in Mentors"

Fucking clown always trying to sell his stupid shit

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wasn't at all surprised to scroll up and see "mentor" in their byline

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

~~clown~~ clowns

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Take me to lunch pleeeeeease

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 109 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Any rich person born after 1993 can't party. All they know is gym, invest in they mentors, not work, be knowledgeable, do business, and lie.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Only female rich people.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't blame me, I only know hot chip

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Some of the most knowledgeable people I’ve meet were dirt-poor.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

most academics/research roles. Huge competition, your life depends on winning grants, requires PhD and years of training, poverty-level salaries.

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[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't think this individual understands what a hobby is. Your job by definition is not a hobby.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 18 points 3 months ago

IF YOU LOVE YOUR JOB YOU'LL NEVER WORK A SINGLE DAY BROTHER AWOOOGA

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 months ago

It's hilarious to me that, while the author is trying to own working-class people's poor choice of hobbies, what it actually does is show the immense privilege of people whose only hobbies are various forms of "self improvement".

[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

TIL, that Donald and Mush partying at Epstein Island is considered a hobby for the poor.

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[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

Oh come on, I doubt it's that large.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alternately, rich kids just pay off the carnival workers for the big prize without playing the game at all

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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So I am middle class then. Man why does it still feel poor?

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago

there is only the working class and the owning class. those other classes were made up by the owning class, to divide the working class.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you are working class. We all are.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (8 children)

ive done the gym and knowledge thing, why am i not rich?

[–] laverabe@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One must delete facebook and lawyer up before one can ascend to the realm of #4. Profit.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A job is not a hobby. I feel that that shouldn't require explanation.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Sometimes, hobby becomes job and stops being hobby :c

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"So, do you have any hobbies?"

"Yep! I like job, invest in mentors, knowledge..."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 26 points 3 months ago

Entire bottom box should be “wait for trust fund”.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

making enough money to be able to pay rent and eat something is my new hobby!

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago

It’s amazing how hourly workers brainwashed themselves into believing that they’re entrepreneurs.

They really believe the nonsense that bro podcasters sell them.

They’ll be 40 in an hourly retail position wondering where everything went wrong.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I swear rich people have no actual interests

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[–] hannesh93@feddit.org 21 points 3 months ago

Ask yeah - Elon "I'm in the global top 10 in Diablo" Musk sure doesn't have gaming as a hobby...

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

He left off being a demerit to any society they touch.

[–] Knelt6526@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Poor people hobby > Job

Rich people hobby > Business

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Rich people having movie theatres, expensive gaming rigs at home whitelist surrounded by PAs & maids sounds like the first category.

Only the buying/renting/paying people with actual knowledge is kinda from the second.

But it's options.
Rich people have options, the luxury to choose whatever - they have the time (no job or financial-survivor stress) to choose said options, and if they fail also the financial safety net with catch them comfortably/without years of additional debt.

The 24h of a rich person are not the same as 24h of an average person.

[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Wow, this is such bullshit.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In all fairness, this seems like one of those motivational posters where English isn't the native language. I suspect that what the person is trying to say: "if you want to stay poor, keep these habits. If you want to become rich, learn these habits." It utterly discounts the fact that, in the US, upward mobility has stagnated; the secret to becoming rich in the US is to be born rich. It's not impossible to improve your economic status, but it's hard. In some countries, it's still possible to move up a tax bracket within a decade.

I think American eyes read this differently than how the author intended.

I will call out that putting "work" in the poor row is BS, no matter what your philosophy. The only person I personally know who went from middle-middle class to lower upper has no personal life. He is his work. He's family and we often vacation together, and I've never been on a vacation with him when he didn't spend multiple hours on each of the days in meetings or on his computer. He's nearing 60 and is home about 50% of the year, and the rest of it he's traveling. We have a pool going for how long he'll stay retired before he commits himself to some board or something that demands half his time.

There's are three ways to get rich: inheritance, crime, and becoming your job.

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

A job is not a hobby.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is this? Some pseudo-wisdom from a “life coach” or something?

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You don't need to be rich to go to a gym or increase your knowledge.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I wish my job was my hobby and not a necessity

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Serious question. What is "invest in mentors"? I can't figure this one out. Like you pay people to mentor you?

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 3 months ago

The actual bullshit message behind this:

A rich person is a good person and a smart person.

In posted this, so I am signaling to you that I am a good and smart person that will be rich if I’m not already.

Obviously the #1 life goal of all people is to be rich, so you should all be like me, and you should be ashamed when you take time to enjoy existence.

(Disclaimer: I’m not shitting on people who enjoy or find fulfillment in their job or their business)

[–] eugene171@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Knowledge

This mf got 8 Lamborghinis in his Lamborghini account

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