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I was listening to a podcast and the host just factually read out the things Trump has been convicted for and has been found to have done throughout the years. It's insane! Enough shitbaggery to take down an 18th century European monarch, but Trump somehow just gets a pass on all of it, wtf?! Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?
He stole money from cancer kids!! How does anyone politically survive that??
He survived because America is the country of incarceration and heavy punishment, and he recieved none of that. Therefore what he has done was apparently not that bad.
I'd argue that this is an example of 2 tier justice a d should make people mad as hell, but here we are.
It's been a long game to get to this point, but the conservatives I know are completely isolated from reality at this point. They ONLY watch X and newsmax...Fox is too liberal for them these days.
All that douchbaggery has been scrubbed away in a very effective and sophisticated social engineering campaign over the last decade or so.
The cult leader can do no wrong.
...so it's a good thing my grandparents only watch Fox News and haven't moved into further bullshit? What a fun world to be living in now.
Conservatives all are about exceptionalism
Propaganda and dumb people listening to only what dumb media has to say.
Oh I have my own independent sources
Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?
Well, we have a pandemic and 2 growing wars, so if a major famine occurs next, definitely a maybe
This is exactly why people are trying to kill him. If the system refuses to incapacitate him, the people will find a way.
The people who have tried so far seem to be right wingers more interested in making a name for themselves than any ideological motive.
Those of us who already have dancing shoes for whenever his arteries finally finish the job aren't exactly looking forward to making him a martyr for President Vance to use either.
...with Russian cash and idiots that believe in him.
Honey, the preschool called... Dylan grabbed his first pussy! Anyway we have to find a new preschool. Fucking libs!
Dude.....
Yeah, Reductress is a feminist spin on The Onion and they are not pulling punches.
A lot of Boy moms out there found this similarly reassuring. “My son sucks, and I was worried his inherently entitled personality and lack of boundaries would really hurt his life trajectory,” said Tyler’s mom, Jeanne McArthur. “Nice to know nothing can hold him back!”
They came after Boy moms and killed it. I'm in love with them now.
I'm a dude but holy crap Reductress is hilarious. Bookmarked.
I thought of a few fantastic Onion headlines and was tempted to write them but they all made me deeply sad.
Oh come on now! You can’t say that without sharing. We want to be deeply sad too!
"In the wake of the Trump victory millions of Americans relieved to find out their white neighbours consider them 'One of the good ones'"
"Deodorant shelves empty as many LGBTQI+ "Allys" realise that they might actually have to prove it"
Nah, I see it this way: if this idiot can be president twice, YOU can do anything!
Oh, they mean the rapist in chief.
It think they meant Jeffrey Epstein ( the most notorious pédophilie of the century ) closest friend.
I wish this were Onion material instead of fact :(
I thought this was a satire site
Representation matters!!
(Jezus, reductress!)