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[–] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Nah, I see it this way: if this idiot can be president twice, YOU can do anything!

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago

Step 1: inherit $400m

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

☑ Got lemons
☑ Made lemonade

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

*as long as the Israel overlord allows it