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submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought of a few fantastic Onion headlines and was tempted to write them but they all made me deeply sad.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh come on now! You can’t say that without sharing. We want to be deeply sad too!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"In the wake of the Trump victory millions of Americans relieved to find out their white neighbours consider them 'One of the good ones'"

"Deodorant shelves empty as many LGBTQI+ "Allys" realise that they might actually have to prove it"

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Heh 🥲