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[-] j_roby@slrpnk.net 73 points 1 year ago
[-] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

I have an embroidered, velcro-backed patch of this for my range hat.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Hey comrade I have the same patch on my plate carrier.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

The cool metal didn't move at first when his finger tipped the trigger. Taking a breathe, the Lorax exhaled, "I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues." The sound of a lumber executive falling had no sound.

[-] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Lorax gone assassin

[-] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago

The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago
[-] ezures@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left in the forest, someone is gonna want someone dead."

"I think the onceler saw me."

[A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Lorax.]

"Yes, yes he did"

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Lorax: Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who chop down trees with an axe.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Do that again and I'll break your knees!

[-] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I realize we're just being silly here, but I think it's important to point out that it's kind of a misconception that deforestation is caused by logging. It does happen, but not as often as other causes, primarily clearing land for agricultural uses. Source

It also says in that article that if everyone ate a vegetarian diet we could reduce agricultural land use to 1/3 of current usage which would have a much bigger impact than stopping logging.

[-] Eylrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, the loggers want the forests to keep producing trees

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 15 points 1 year ago
[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is unrest in the forest

Trouble with the trees

For the maples want more sunlight

And the oaks ignore their pleas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trees_(Rush_song)

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

"I speak for the trees. My rifle avenges them."

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

So um will the Lorax be taking a holiday around Australia and New Zealand sometime soon?

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

When the trees speak Vietnamese

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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