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Just tell the cops to arrest him and tell them he's from Africa.
No, that will get him sho- ...you know what, lets see how this plays out.
Must be nice to have enough fuck you money to say "lol no" to a court summons.
Critical support to American bounty hunters kicking in his door and dragging his ass off to court.
Chud vs chud violence. Brother vs brother as Jack Boot Eagle the bounty hunter clashes with his equally large twin Jackson Operator Freedom the private security guy hired by musk to defend him from the hunters.
You have to tweet something antisemitic to get his attention. Just pick a random bad thing and blame it on the Jews, he'll show up.
The easiest defense is to say "I lied, I'm not paying anyone" because that was always what was gonna happen.
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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