eat a chicken sandwich. Apparently straight men have to eat burgers.

Fuck my bf in the ass...

TIL I'm gay

Are we talking gay or gay?

That word gets thrown around a lot without actually meeting homosexual. Most of the time it's just used as a tasteless replacement for lame.

It's a tie between licking ice cream and saying something is adorable.

It's funny to me all the times that I've been considered not manly enough, whether it's wearing my hot pink vans or a pink shirt or tie, allowing my gf or now my daughters to paint my nails, and tons of other examples I've been called gay for too. It made me think, what really makes a man. And going by their own definition, isn't it one sign of a man to not be swayed by the opinion of someone who seeks only to denigrate? So why would I care about their opinion?

Choosing the urinal next to another man.

Really feels kinda gay, though, especially when the dude next to you squints over.

Use my fancy tea cup at work

Bathrobe.

Cry.

Putting a wig on my best friend and spooning him while he's asleep.

Sucking dick.

Take my pants all the way off when I poop

Isn't there a whole meme for this. Fellas, is it gay to __?

Wear white socks. Srsly.