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[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 hours ago
[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

But I like talking to my friends on the phone

[-] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

Me too. It's faster than texting and gives you a whole lot of missing context.

[-] John_CalebBradberton@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Can we come up with some Seinfeld esque way if describing people that do this please

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 points 34 minutes ago

One of the few actual good usages of ChatGPT

How about calling them "Phone Trappers"?

It sounds like something Jerry would say: "You know these people, the Phone Trappers. They ask you what you're doing, and the second you say you're free—bam!—they trap you into a call. It’s a trap! They lure you in with a text, then they pounce with the phone."

[-] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 7 hours ago

Jerry: "Aren't you going to see what the message is?"

George: "Nah."

Kramer: "Why not? It could be important!"

Jerry: "It's not like you to ignore a message..."

George: "Okay, okay! I'll tell you. I was sitting at home."

Jerry: "Doing what?"

George: "Nothing."

Kramer: "Oh yeah! I love doing nothing! I love it!"

Jerry: "Nothing? Sounds boring."

George: "Spoken like an amateur. I have it down to an art."

Kramer: "We should compare notes!"

Jerry: "Anyway, then what happened?"

George: "I get a text from this girl I had lunch with."

Jerry: "Lunch? Like a date? A" lunch date?"

George: "I don't know, I don't know! How can you know? Who suggests lunch when someone asks them out? I don't know, but she did!"

Kramer: "Yikes!"

Jerry: "Okay, so you get this text message."

George: "That's right."

Jerry: "From the lunch maybe date maybe not woman."

George: "That's right."

Jerry: "What does it say?"

George: "What are you doing?"

Jerry: "I'm asking what the message said!"

George: "I know! The message said, 'What are you doing?'"

Jerry: "Ooooo. Okay. And?"

George: "So I sent her a reply, that said 'nothing'."

Kramer: "Classic mistake."

George: "Well I wish I had known! How am I supposed to know?!"

Jerry: "I don't get it. What's the mistake?"

George: "After I told her that I wasn't doing anything, she called me!"

Jerry: "On the phone? What for?"

George: "To talk!"

Jerry: "About what?"

George: "Nothing! I wanted to do nothing, not talk about nothing!"

Kramer: "You got yourself a phone talker."

George: "A phone talker!"

Jerry: "Seems like it. So what are you going to do?"

George: "What can I do? I'm going to have to tell her talking on the phone causes me migraines. It's the only way..."

Kramer and George leave. Jerry sees a message from Elaine that says, "What are you doing?" He puts the phone down.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

This is me lol. Sometimes I'm just not talkative lol.

[-] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago

That reminded me. Where did the buzzing sound go. Remember when you had incomming call, your speakers would buzz?

It was like super power: "Someone's calling me" ... Ring Ring

[-] gitamar@feddit.org 4 points 9 hours ago

Che_Che_Cole on reddit wrote three years ago this:

simply that we don’t use TDMA anymore, time division multiple access. TDMA was a way for multiple users to share one channel (basically a radio frequency, not unlike a TV channel over the air or tuning your radio to a certain station). It did this by splitting up each user’s signal into short bursts of data. Those bursts/pulses of data are what you heard buzzing in your speaker.

If you’re American you may have noticed back in those days, only Tmobile and ATT did this. They were GSM carriers who used TDMA. Verizon and Sprint used CDMA which was a different technology that did not cause the buzzing speaker because it didn’t transmit in pulses of data.

Newer technologies don’t use TDMA either, so 3G, LTE, now 5G won’t cause a buzz. If you noticed the speaker buzz phenomenon started disappearing in the early 2010s (in the US), that’s why.

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/slt8j4/comment/hvtdne2/

[-] argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 1 points 8 hours ago

@gitamar @FellowHuman

Buzzing? Couldn't you compensate by just delaying playback by one cycle?

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

4G is on a different frequency, it's out of the audible range.

The reason you used to hear it is that a speaker turns electromagnetic vibration, so the back and forth movement of electrons into mechanical vibration, so the back and forth movement of sound.

2G was on a frequency that you could hear, so when the wires in your speakers picked it up like an antenna, your speakers played it back. 4G is much higher pitched, so it's still there, it's just so high you can't hear it anymore.

Edit: Read Milkyway's comment, they sound like they know more about this than I do. It's not the frequency but the amplitude.

[-] Milkyway@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

No, the frequency isn't necessarily all that different. Some 4G Bands are even below typical 2G/GSM Bands. The major difference is how the multiple access and Modulation is done. 2G uses short, narrowband, high power bursts. It's the interval of these bursts that causes the interference, not the carrier frequency.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

Thanks, TIL, edited my comment.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago
[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago
[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Me too. I worked in a call center in the mid 2000s and you couldn’t hear yourself think for it. Everyone was told to turn them off but no one did. Every text, every call, the Razr made her call into the headsets.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

Bloopadopp bloopadopp ...."Susan please..."

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Wait, were our poor doggies being tortured by the constant sound of our 2g communications?

[-] phantomc137@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

are you a wizard 😨

[-] elvith@feddit.org 45 points 1 day ago

Why don’t you pick up?

Because I said, I’m doing nothing?!

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 14 points 18 hours ago

Yea man. Nothing is what I'm doing. Not "waiting for something"

[-] leanleft@lemmy.ml 6 points 17 hours ago
[-] null@slrpnk.net 2 points 16 hours ago

Neat! Not really related to the meme though

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago

Stop interrupting my nothing. I was having a great time doing nothing. You are ruining my nothing!

[-] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 23 hours ago

The takeaway here is, don't fall in traps like that. Be smarter about your answer.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 points 22 hours ago
[-] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 21 hours ago

You can always say: 'I'm reading a book or watch series x atm, why what are you up to / why do you wanna know?'

Choose a book or series you know by heart and you always have an alibi.

If they are the kind who asks are you free on day x? Without stating a reason ask 'why do you wanna know?' Or say 'I think I've got plans that day why?'

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

I'm chilling. That's the actual truth. Doing nothing implies being bored which invites activities.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I can press the volume down button and it'll silence the incoming call. So I can go about my day.

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this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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