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[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

Isn’t this practically the plot of The Nightmare Before Christmas?

P.S. I know it’s not, but it could be the plot of a gritty reboot. A bunch of Halloween mascots are fed up with how Christmas is overtaking all of fall so they declare “War on Christmas” I’d watch it. Unfortunately I imagine this would be like a Seth Rogan and James Franco movie a la Sausage Party but hey I’d still watch it

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I'm a school bus driver and I had to ban the singing of Christmas songs on my bus before Thanksgiving. Naturally the little bastards ignore this, just like they ignore my injunction against singing Taylor Swift songs. Thank god T-Swiffer has never done a Christmas album.

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

They should really start dividing the holidays over the rest of the year.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Original, because the posted copy is jpeg'd to hell

https://mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/130534161521/ho-ho-no

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago

Laughs in Canadian

You have no power here Santa, Thanksgiving has come and gone!

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Curse you, you Syrup flavored bastid.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I will set your polyester Santa suit on fucking fire.

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 day ago

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

It should be illegal before the beginning of December

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

October 5 ours went up at work. July 24 was when Halloween showed up. I’m convinced dropping sales has pressured them to chase the holiday high of old, and their layoffs and cut hours simply don’t save enough to recover normally.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

In fact, their sales are probably dropping BECAUSE they're firing all of the people doing the selling and other work that facilitates selling.

Corporations reacting to a subpar quarter with mass layoffs is like a marathon runner reacting to a bad third mile by intentionally spraining their ankle.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Everybody forgets poor ol' Saint Nicolas.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I make a point of it.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

In my country, Saint Nicolas is celebrated way more than Halloween

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

My 4 year old kid says Halloween is better than Christmas. So I think you're missing out.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can still dress up as ghosts and ask people for candy they will just give you firecrackers instead

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Traditionally kids do the rounds for candy on December 31th or on epiphany (three kings bringing gifts) around here. It depends on the region if one of those traditions is maintained.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 19 hours ago

In my area, kids receive money instead of candy when going to people and singing on Saint Nicolas, between Saint Nicolas and Christmas, before Christmas, on Christmas, after Christmas and on New Year day

I also know that different parts of my country do the same

[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I guess not everyone likes his helpers

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

What is it with people trying to make the entirety of October into Halloween?

It's one single night, it's not a season. Is this the Americans trying to push it on us to increase our capitalist consumption or something? I see it a LOT these past few years.

What's next, turning Easter into a month long extravaganza?

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

What is it with people trying to turn the entirety of October, November, and December into Christmas?

It's one single night, it's not a season. Is this the Americans trying to push it on us to increase our capitalist consumption or something? I see it a LOT these past few years.

What's next, celebrating other holidays in the actual month that they fall in?

[-] hydroxycotton@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

And what's next after that? People having traditions and celebrating things the way they want to for their enjoyment? -___-

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago

The tradition to fill landfills with plastic skeletons

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago

I would gladly decorate with a real skeleton as they're biodegradable non-petroleum products but my mom said I'm not allowed

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

did she say no skeletons or no HUMAN skeletons? there's always a loophole!

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Here’s the issue I have. The Winter solstice (Dec 22nd) marks the start of Winter. Christmas is 3 days later, yet people expect it to be in the middle of winter, so people keep trying to move the season up. Realistically they should be trying to celebrate it in late January rather than pushing it back into Autumn. But they had to go and steal Yule and then keep wanting more time.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Winter solstice (Dec 22nd) marks the start of Winter.

Only true in some places. It's not a universal fact. Lots of places don't even have winter. Yet, Christmas is still celebrated. You're making arguments about Christmas everywhere based on your own location's individual climate.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

wtf are you on about? The Winter Solstice is very much a verifiable fact (it’s actually the 21st so I was a day off) and marks the start of Winter in the northern hemisphere. Christmas is usually (I say usually so you can’t be pedantic about the minority outliers) celebrated on December 25th. That’s still only a few days after the solstice like I was saying.

This comic is talking about the Christmas season, creeping into Halloween and fall festivities, which is very much true in the northern hemisphere. I see your on an NZ instance which, yes the seasons are flipped there, but don’t go getting butt hurt if you can’t read context clues from the comic just because it doesn’t line up with you.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It sounds like you and drag agree that the winter solstice is only in December in the Northern hemisphere. You've taken on drag's correction and understood drag's point. Thank you for being so reasonable and open minded.

Drag would also like to clarify that the winter solstice does not mark the start of winter in climates that don't have winter. For example, in places that have a six season calendar.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I was shopping for parts for a Halloween costume at the beginning of the month. Christmas music was playing in the store.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

The war on Christmas...

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The Defense Against Christmas.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Depends on your position on that. Special military operation to give Christmas back its rightful place in the year.

[-] Drunkpostdisaster@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Meh, I am scared enough this year.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

🔫 Jack Skellington and the Castle Doctrine.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago

Blooming Christmas

[-] Draghetta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This October to save me from Wham I'm opening a can of whoop ass.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Seriously fuck Christmas

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