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[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 76 points 4 days ago

And like that you just identified which account is yours if they come back for the double-check

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 48 points 4 days ago

Not if a bunch of us say that that's a wild coincidence, because we accidentally told our therapists about Hexbear today, too.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

Funny you should say that

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

I'm telling all your therapists about Hexbear, but not my own. Ultimate op-sec.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

I am Spartacus!

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

programming-communism Like you need to check this site out doc. It's got all kinds of..... stuff.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Someone saw me scrolling here and asked me what this is so i blurted it was "some reddit thing" without much thought

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Truthfully this is me trading one bad habit for another.

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

harm reduction social media

[-] miz@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 51 points 4 days ago

Okay ComradeSharkfucker, I'll be on my best behaviour.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago

quick everybody pretend to be a good influence

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

looking through my last few comments...badeline-anxious ~oh~ ~dear~

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

I am a good influence!

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 44 points 4 days ago
[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 40 points 4 days ago

I still rememeber when I showed my therapist a text convo between me and a friend (well, a fight, lol) when we both use the word communist to describe the other (because we both are!) and she stops and goes "So is this communist thing a joke or?" and I go "oh.. uh... no I'm a communist lol".

[-] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

i will basically bring up communism a couple sessions in to test therapists. my last one was like "but greed is human nature" so i had to get rid of her. they don't have to be like a commie agitator but I need my therapist to be a materialist otherwise we're basically speaking different languages, they may as well be a Catholic.

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

people who say "greed is human nature" are just telling on themselves and their own cruel way of treating the world. you were right to get rid of her

[-] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

totally. i was just like, if we see the world in such fundamentally different ways you obviously can't help me lol

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah we sometimes run into roadblocks coming from the fact that she's a liberal but overall its not like, a problem for her that im a communist.

For example where I shared an argument with a friend that I had about Ukraine where I took the ML position I was worried that she'd side with the friend because of the position I was taking but she treated it like any other argument, and if anything said I was too overactive in trying to apologize when I didnt do anything all that wrong lol.

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Please clarify what is the context of PIGPOOPBALLS 9/11 bathroom anti-cracker-aktion" - therapist probably

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Eve I don't really understand that one and I've been here from pretty much day one

[-] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

multi-gigabyte jpeg of a DPRK soldier that crashed the site when it was uploaded

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Someone tried uploading a file of that here, but it took up too much space in site and crashed

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Gotta show them the old black-mold-futures posts

[-] OpheliaAzure@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago

guzzling cum through a dog-muzzle

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

They're not going to like the therapy and psychology struggle sessions

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

Are those on our to-do list or did they already happen?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 43 points 4 days ago

They've happened a few times. There is some disagreement but also some excellent points about how the industry exists to treat symptoms caused by capitalism without ever addressing the cause.

[-] scarcity_of_the_self@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

Flexing by telling people you have a therapist

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

It's okay comrade shark fucker, I'm already on hexbear, I'm glad you found this outlet too. During our next session, let's meditate on the angular nature of our furry friend. ursus-hexagonia

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago

I told my therapist about hexbear ages ago and she just said it was good I had an outlet

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

All that is left is for you to tell us about your therapist.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

accidentally

don't lie to us

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

:taking-restraint:

We have the highest respect for therapists here, that's why we're always watching/talking about our favorite guy peterson-sus

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

Y'all be good

We have no information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

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[-] roux@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

I told mine on purpose, but she's a closet lefty so we cool.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago
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[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago

its me your therapist, I was on the phone with all the biggest hexbears after our session and they convinced me we shouldn't ban you just yet

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 days ago

No idea, it was a passing comment and I'm hoping it went unnoticed lol

[-] Venat@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What do the ducks mean to you?

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Hello therapist, how are you going?

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

Don't break the masquerade.

[-] Yor@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago
[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago
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