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Br(ule)o (lemmy.likes.cat)
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[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Voodoo Donuts in Portland used to have a contest for stacking donuts on your peen.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Don't waste donuts

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I think either women are over estimating the size of donut holes or they are not getting satisfaction in pillow fun time.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 10 hours ago

and the length of dicks

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago
[-] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 109 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No-one said he doesn't let the homies hit his ass, he's just saying if he had a pussy they could hit that too

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 62 points 2 days ago

If he bends over the donuts will fall off

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

The real life pro tip is always in the comments.

What about missionary, though?

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago

I guess you'd get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.

Probably get ants though.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

Probably get ants though.

You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.

If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

Thats why it's wider at the front

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Not if the tip is pierced

[-] jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 days ago
[-] Quik@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago

I’m conflicted (and addicted)…

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

The brojob is always available too!

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

How many donuts could You stack on before You are unable to reach the asshole? Just wondering.

[-] zout@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

Depends on the thickness of the donut and the butt cheeks. So probably less than one.

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