I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.
Gym was .... embarrassing.
Thankfully, other men.
I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?
Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.
I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.
I don't want to show anyone up
Every single men's top I've seen are too big...
Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?
Because eww, I don’t want to
Sheer sex appeal
I don't want to be killed off like them?
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
It's too cold where I live
The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.
I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that
It’s really uncomfortable
I could dress like that... for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I'm considering making one out from an older shirt.
