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‘Headspin hole’: Man develops scalp tumor after decades of breakdancing (www.cnn.com)

submitted 1 week ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can't wait until Raygun is a conehead t-rex.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago

Excuse me, did they censor the man's eyes in the MRI? Why???

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

...can you be identified with eye x-rays like dental records??

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Probably, but I think you'd need to be a medical professional and have access to his other records. And I'm no expert but I imagine the scalp tumor is a lot more identifiable.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Fair lol.

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

The eyes probably look super weird and people are supposed to focus on the bump on the head

[-] vxx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Thank you 😂

[-] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Holy shit it's Andross.

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Mind your cardboard.

The danger is real.

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024

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