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he fart. he poo
(hexbear.net)
Trump poll numbers through the roof with doo-doo ass-Americans.
This had me convulsing with laughter
People at Trump rallys are gonna start staining the back of their pants brown in solidarity.
Don't laugh, they were holding signs saying real men wear diapers at one rally when someone said that Trump does. So they're kind of beyond parody at this point.
Bifartisan politics
Pretty sure I made a fake news headline about this exact scenario a couple months back lmao
The wild part is that it's the laziest shit I can think up comes true. We live in the clown hell timeline.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
omg he’s just like me!
Uh-oh stinky
There is a reason they were called brownshirts
Brownpants
brownpants and reds is a lot more concerning of a book title
I have a poopy day all the time. All the time.
He really shits what everybody’s farting
this is how he can regain his moistness
I watched the two vids at the link. Sad. Libs clutching at straws. The sound could have been his stomach growling or any other sort of background noise. As for the feces - I don't know where they get that shit.
clutching at fards
Too little - too shart
It wouldn't shock me if trump shat his pants but let's be real, these are pretty weak videos. I've seen better evidence of bigfoot than this is evidence of trump shitting himself. Recall what it actually looks like when one of these geriatrics loses control of their bowels:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4909685/user-clip-nadlers-accident
shidding really is so fundamental to our democracy
he fart, he poo
won't make it to the loo
uh oh, oh no
he really gotta go
oh boy, oh my
bald eagles gonna cry
thank you
thank you
i will be here all night (on account of my vicious insomnia please send help)
Gonna tell my kids this was Super Bass
heard this in my head in the voice of neil young
fair & valid & understandable
I didn't think Trump Derangement Syndrome would reach these kinds of heights. The libs have completely lost it this election cycle.
@frauddogg@hexbear.net Smell that? Strait doo doo grits
And his kids be like, ♫ wash ya ass, old man; wash ya ass old man goddammit get up ♪
I'll be damned if I listen to facts up out the mouth of a man with an unwashed ass 
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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