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[–] regul@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Trump poll numbers through the roof with doo-doo ass-Americans.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

This had me convulsing with laughter

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

People at Trump rallys are gonna start staining the back of their pants brown in solidarity.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Don't laugh, they were holding signs saying real men wear diapers at one rally when someone said that Trump does. So they're kind of beyond parody at this point.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

le-monke

Uh-oh stinky

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I made a fake news headline about this exact scenario a couple months back lmao

[–] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The wild part is that it's the laziest shit I can think up comes true. We live in the clown hell timeline.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

omg he’s just like me!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I have a poopy day all the time. All the time.

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

He really shits what everybody’s farting

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

this is how he can regain his moistness

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I watched the two vids at the link. Sad. Libs clutching at straws. The sound could have been his stomach growling or any other sort of background noise. As for the feces - I don't know where they get that shit.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Too little - too shart

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It wouldn't shock me if trump shat his pants but let's be real, these are pretty weak videos. I've seen better evidence of bigfoot than this is evidence of trump shitting himself. Recall what it actually looks like when one of these geriatrics loses control of their bowels:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4909685/user-clip-nadlers-accident

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

shidding really is so fundamental to our democracy

[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

he fart, he poo

won't make it to the loo

uh oh, oh no

he really gotta go

oh boy, oh my

bald eagles gonna cry

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

thank you

thank you

i will be here all night (on account of my vicious insomnia please send help)

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

heard this in my head in the voice of neil young

[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

fair & valid & understandable

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Gonna tell my kids this was Super Bass

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I didn't think Trump Derangement Syndrome would reach these kinds of heights. The libs have completely lost it this election cycle.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)