You may find you struggle with step 1.
Also step 2. $4MM is not enough to run the kind of vessel needed to go to the poles for the length of time needed.
I've been trying to do step one for years. But my bastard relatives refuse to die, and also refuse to be rich. Selfish I call it.
And then my siblings also think they're entitled to some of the non-existent inheritance. So many selfish people in my family...
Antarctica is generally colder than the Arctic. They would almost certainly be stuck along the coastlines of Antarctica like the penguins are, since the interior average temperatures rival the coldest ones ever recorded in the Arctic. They should be fine there, but then that means they have a very limited distribution and that penguins and seals consequently are always forced to share an environment with the polar bears. Because they're not used to the polar bears, their populations would likely be destroyed, leaving the polar bears to starve. Unlike in the Arctic, too, they would have nowhere to retreat if their food supply ran out. Outward is hundreds of kilometers of ocean, and inward is hundreds of kilometers of unsurvivable desert.
I'd say that if all you want to do is scare the shit out of some scientists in Antarctica you probably only need 1 polar bear
Yup, and there's a lot less risk of complete disruption to the normal food chain. One polar bear will eventually die, a dozen will probably take over.
or a dog
Nah let's really confuse them. A lion.
nah, it'd freeze to death too fast
Antarctica compatible fursuit of a lion
I've recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I'm sure that's relevant here somehow.
Would work until the penguin pop. is too small and then they start dying out again
So then part of the program needs to be penguin Viagra to keep the numbers up
would have to be quite a few bears to avoid heavy inbreeding
Apparently it is 12 creatures, 6 male and 6 female, that is needed for a genetically diverse enough group to repopulate.
A couple of birth defects wouldn't matter much if you're walking around a penguin buffet. They'd be fine.
No, you must keep the bloodline pure.
Okay, McPoyle.
Sounds reasonable.
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