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[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago

You may find you struggle with step 1.

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Also step 2. $4MM is not enough to run the kind of vessel needed to go to the poles for the length of time needed.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 50 points 1 week ago

I've been trying to do step one for years. But my bastard relatives refuse to die, and also refuse to be rich. Selfish I call it.

And then my siblings also think they're entitled to some of the non-existent inheritance. So many selfish people in my family...

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Antarctica is generally colder than the Arctic. They would almost certainly be stuck along the coastlines of Antarctica like the penguins are, since the interior average temperatures rival the coldest ones ever recorded in the Arctic. They should be fine there, but then that means they have a very limited distribution and that penguins and seals consequently are always forced to share an environment with the polar bears. Because they're not used to the polar bears, their populations would likely be destroyed, leaving the polar bears to starve. Unlike in the Arctic, too, they would have nowhere to retreat if their food supply ran out. Outward is hundreds of kilometers of ocean, and inward is hundreds of kilometers of unsurvivable desert.

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[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago

I'd say that if all you want to do is scare the shit out of some scientists in Antarctica you probably only need 1 polar bear

Yup, and there's a lot less risk of complete disruption to the normal food chain. One polar bear will eventually die, a dozen will probably take over.

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

Nah let's really confuse them. A lion.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

nah, it'd freeze to death too fast

Antarctica compatible fursuit of a lion

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[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

I've recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I'm sure that's relevant here somehow.

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[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago

Would work until the penguin pop. is too small and then they start dying out again

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

So then part of the program needs to be penguin Viagra to keep the numbers up

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[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago

would have to be quite a few bears to avoid heavy inbreeding

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Apparently it is 12 creatures, 6 male and 6 female, that is needed for a genetically diverse enough group to repopulate.

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[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

A couple of birth defects wouldn't matter much if you're walking around a penguin buffet. They'd be fine.

No, you must keep the bloodline pure.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Okay, McPoyle.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Sounds reasonable.

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