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[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago

Would work until the penguin pop. is too small and then they start dying out again

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 4 points 6 days ago

Listen to this. How about we get a big boat, put the surviving penguins inside and ship them to the Artic!

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

Ahh the good old switcheroo

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

So then part of the program needs to be penguin Viagra to keep the numbers up

[-] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Crude dark matter oil should do the job.

Penguin spanish fly.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I'm almost mad at myself for not making this joke originally

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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